No heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my cats are there to welcome me.

When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.

What are you doing on Earth, for Heaven's sake?

Don't take your organs to heaven with you. Heaven knows we need them here.

A cat may look like a king.

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.