No nice men are good at getting taxis.

I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head.

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.