No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.

The pendulum is swinging back to the HD-DVD camp.

East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.