No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care

No one cares what my definition of "is" is

Your first pregnancy you have nothing to do except sleep and take care of yourself and go to prenatal yoga or whatever. Now I have a full-time job, I have a four-year-old, I've got a life that is demanding my attention, so I've gone to prenatal yoga once. It's such a bummer.

Dave really cares about the things I care about.

Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care.