No one really buys records anymore. You can look at sales and do that math real quick. Unfortunately, it's fast food in the music industry. People don't ingest full records anymore.
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Related No one really gets rich doing this. A couple people do, Black Sabbath does. We don't sell any re... THURSTON MOORE When no one's buying your records, it's easy to justify selling a song. But once you start s... PATRICK CARNEY I don't worry anymore about where's the big hangout Tuesday night, Friday. Couldn't tell... BRETT FAVRE I'm just basically trying to make music that feels good. Right now in the music industry there... TRISTAN WILDS People still come up to me and ask me to sign their records. That's right, records! Man, they do... AL GREEN Don't let nobody tell you that you can't do it. Love what you do until you don't love it... FETTY WAP When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that ... DANICA PATRICK In the kind of fast-food world that we live in, where everything's so fast paced and it's, &... CHRIS STAPLETON We don't look at records, but if we can make history in this club, we will. It's not only ab... EDEN HAZARD Since I've been pregnant, I've lost my taste for fast food. I used to be the biggest McDonal... HOLLY MADISON People don't understand real musicians anymore. Jack White is great - he's the real thing - ... PRINCE Formats are constantly changing, and there are really no rules for the way you put your records out ... BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG I do what I want. It's because I got booed and picked on that I really don't care anymore. B.O.B Think about back in the day when we had Archie Bunker, 'The Jeffersons.' We had stuff to sit... LESLIE JONES I think you'll do as well as most professionals. Most professionals don't beat the market. L... JIM CRAMER If you look - look at - I mean, look at what's going on with your gasoline prices. They're g... DONALD TRUMP There's no borders or lines you can't cross anymore. Everything is getting blended with ever... ASAP FERG I stopped beating up on myself. I stopped asking myself why I didn't sell this number of records... MESHELL NDEGEOCELLO You don't realize it until you go out and take a look, but there are so many ways in which sexis... JENNY SLATE People can't even imagine that it's possible to succeed anymore. NAJAT VALLAUD-BELKACEM Even though there's no forum for me on the radio for the kind of music I sing anymore, I am stil... JOHNNY MATHIS I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect... JONATHAN KATZ Yeah, you know, I'm always into cassette. At least they seem to be the longest-lasting medium we... J MASCIS I don't really want to do topless stuff anymore. KATIE PRICE Sometimes I'd hear things on other people's records and I say I wanted it on my records, but... DESMOND DEKKER So, maybe you don't see blues so much in Styx's music but it is definitely part of Tommy'... JAMES YOUNG Let me tell you - when I was standing there on top of the world, you become so humble. You don't... FELIX BAUMGARTNER Records were vitally important to the development of music and of all music cultures. With that bein... JOHN LYDON I don't really eat a lot of fast food, ever, but if I had to eat at one fast food restaurant, it... DAVID HENRIE I mean, can I really create a full, three-dimensional character? I don't know anymore. I'm c... BETTE MIDLER The 'rock world' is a lot smaller than it used to be. It's doing a lot less things than ... AUSTIN CARLILE It's no good being nice and young and naive. There's no good in that at all. You've got ... JOHN LYDON There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don&... JIMMY BUFFETT It's so different now coming out as a new artist today than it was when I came out almost ten ye... AVRIL LAVIGNE It really is no different in the way that we make records and shoot music videos. I don't think ... WAYNE COYNE I'm not a DJ - I don't know how to scratch or mix records, but I know how to party, and I kn... AMBER ROSE The sheep-people don't think for themselves anymore. You can say anything and it's the gospe... BIG BOI I urge younger artists to know that you don't have to be anything you don't want. You can do... TREY SONGZ That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem - hard to figure out. A lot ... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL People don't believe in positive changes anymore. ALEXEI NAVALNY It is not that I don't like contemporary country music because I do. I love it. I have recorded ... VINCE GILL A lot of actresses I've worked with recently have done so much Botox their faces don't look ... JANE SEYMOUR I don't even listen to the records after they come out. It's outlawed in my house. My wife a... DR. DRE I think the notion of traditional anchor is fading away - the all-knowing, all-seeing person who spe... ANDERSON COOPER When I like myself, which is not too often, but when I do like myself on film, it's when I point... DINAH MANOFF It's becoming increasingly harder and harder; there's no such thing as independent film anym... GARY OLDMAN All records are riddles, and whatever you may want people to think it's about, it may just be th... TOM WAITS If you listen to really deep ambient records that don't move too much, very still records, long ... BILL LASWELL Bruce Lee was just so lightning-fast. People try to emulate him in whatever way they can, but to try... JASON STATHAM I want people to feel what it was like in the '40s. That's when popular music in the United ... CHARLIE HADEN I don't have anything to prove anymore. I don't have a record deal, no one has any expectati... JULIANA HATFIELD There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really... JOHN OLIVER I don't use the twang bar anymore. It's become too popular. RITCHIE BLACKMORE I was a team sports guy, but I don't do that anymore. When I work out, it's alone. JAMIE BAMBER I don't really have any ditties left in me anymore. CARLENE CARTER I don't even know what words to use to talk about the music industry anymore. But the business h... ANTHONY KIEDIS There's a real cowardice in the movie business. If you don't meet the right crazy people, yo... LEOS CARAX I still love to look at photographs but I couldn't do it myself anymore. BEN SHAHN People don't know how to behave in public anymore. GALLAGHER Here in the United States, our profession is much maligned, people simply don't trust or like jo... CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR I love the old Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly movies; they're so beautiful to look at. It's suc... JAMIE BELL People simply don't make eye contact anymore. ERIC KRIPKE I can't really see myself as an artist. Now, to step out here and there, do it when I feel like ... T.I. I don't think the idea of working in Hollywood really exists anymore. I think you work in films,... RUPERT FRIEND I should be the one to say what I do. It's just not done that way anymore in Nashville, and I ca... CHARLIE DANIELS I don't want to be a grown-up anymore; it's hard! MADDIE HASSON Time is a beautiful thing. It's like when you meet an old lover on the street six years later an... SARAH MCLACHLAN I don't think I'm interested in writing women's novels anymore. CAROLYN SEE Once you understand the foundations of cooking - whatever kind you like, whether it's French or ... THOMAS KELLER It's a really diverse time in music, with all these different DJs and all these different catego... STEVE AOKI In whichever way my music can get out there, I'm just like, 'Sure.' It's also throug... PRISCILLA AHN Live records of mine are very painful to listen to because you always think you can do it better. I ... GEDDY LEE People don't know about the human part of me that really cares about the world. For instance, I ... DIANA ROSS I'm not looking to freak people out - eating rodents or bugs. I don't do that anymore. ANTHONY BOURDAIN Some people buy records just to dance to 'em. Some people buy records to listen to the radio. An... DMX You don't cut anywhere, don't pick down anywhere, don't double screen, no weak side pick... OSCAR ROBERTSON It was very important thousands of years ago to categorize things. I can eat that plant, I can't... KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY I used to dirt bike a lot. I can't do that anymore. Can't eat a whole lot of chocolate anymo... SHIA LABEOUF We live in a time where there's an alienation factor. There's a certain disconnection. We do... ALAN BALL There have been times where I've said, 'Jesus, I don't believe in you anymore, get out o... MIKE YACONELLI When people say, 'You have Alzheimer's,' you have no idea what Alzheimer's is. You k... NANCY REAGAN And Seattle isn't really crazy anymore. It's a big dot-com city. KRIST NOVOSELIC The real amazing thing about all of this is I think I've maintained the mentality of a musician ... VINCE GILL I look in music magazines now and see things on Luther Allison, and my name's getting out there ... LUTHER ALLISON It doesn't matter how good or bad the product is; the fact is that people don't read anymore... EDDY CUE I grew up skateboarding, but I don't even do that anymore. TOM DELONGE I can't imagine having long hair anymore; it's weird. ROBIN WRIGHT I don't think people need to know what colour socks I'm wearing today; I don't think peo... NOEL GALLAGHER You don't have to fight for your life anymore. You're starting a new one. ERIC BROWN I think the Matrix effect is over-used and I don't do it anymore. UWE BOLL I had to make a drastic change at Sun Records and I didn't really appreciate country music until... CHARLIE RICH You could have a zillion Facebook followers. Those people don't buy records. It's about a hu... BILLY CORGAN Reggae music don't really focus on one thing, you know. If reggae music is speaking about the st... BURNING SPEAR The sports page records people's accomplishments, the front page usually records nothing, but ma... BARBARA WALTERS You never appreciate your anonymity until you don't have it anymore. JASON PRIESTLEY You don't just have to be influenced by rock, or goth, anymore. It's okay to say, 'My in... GRIMES Well, the album 'Intuition' is out and just went platinum officially. So I think to have the... JAMIE FOXX Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's ... MIKE BIRBIGLIA In our culture, I think that there is no markers anymore. Young men don't really have something ... ANTOINE FUQUA I'm at that point again where it don't matter where he is to me anymore. PATSY CLINE
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TOMMY LEE JONES Cormac McCarthy's language is perfect. He is in my view the greatest living American prose styli... TOMMY LEE JONES My home town is very small and very remote and we don't have a movie house. TOMMY LEE JONES Damn right, it's fun. There's good company. It's creative. It's adventurous. Combines high adventure... TOMMY LEE JONES You know, I don't really think you have to play nice guys. TOMMY LEE JONES Football was a wonderful experience for me. It was a means of, oh, I don't know, sustaining for ... TOMMY LEE JONES It's no fun to be a struggling young actor. It's a desperate thing, no way to be happy. If y... TOMMY LEE JONES I still think probably the only thing I'm suited for is being a boy from Texas. TOMMY LEE JONES You can't instruct an audience to laugh, but what you can do is read well and understand the spi... TOMMY LEE JONES I think any stereotyping is too much. TOMMY LEE JONES Man can now fly in the air like a bird, swim under the ocean like a fish, he can burrow into the gro... TOMMY DOUGLAS I don't mind being a symbol but I don't want to become a monument. There are monuments all o... TOMMY DOUGLAS Success is fickle, but creativity is a gift. TOMMY SHAW In some ways, climbing in the clouds is comforting. You can no longer see how high off the ground yo... TOMMY CALDWELL The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen. TOMMY SMOTHERS I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead. TOMMY CHONG I was looking at people like Jim Morrison and David Bowie and Mick Jagger and I thought, Ah! I want ... TOMMY HILFIGER Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. TOMMY ARMOUR The Ramones are not an oldies group; they are not a glitter group. They don't play boogie music,... TOMMY RAMONE So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said ... TOMMY COOPER Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it, not hard enough and ... TOMMY LASORDA The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination. TOMMY LASORDA Catching a fly ball is a pleasure, but knowing what to do with it is a business. TOMMY HENRICH Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's beca... TOMMY LASORDA Show business is really 90 per cent luck and 10 per cent being able to handle it when it gets offere... TOMMY STEELE When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out. TOMMY LASORDA When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished. TOMMY SMOTHERS There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and ... TOMMY LASORDA You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the wind... TOMMY COOPER The preppy lifestyle has gone global. We feel that our business has grown so well because preppy tra... TOMMY HILFIGER Algebra looked like Chinese characters to me, and I could never get into reading Shakespeare. I just... TOMMY HILFIGER Mostly I listen to old-time music, some bluegrass, some Americana stuff, too many to name. But of th... TOMMY RAMONE I was born in Alabama and my first live music experiences were in church. Every Sunday we watched re... TOMMY SHAW We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we r... TOMMY CHONG Over the last 15 years we've developed our brand into a global brand and we wanted our giving to... TOMMY HILFIGER I've never tried to do couture, because it's a whole different beast. TOMMY HILFIGER We like to believe our fashion is growing. TOMMY HILFIGER I looked at my competitors and I thought that, If they could do it, I could do it. And if, they are ... TOMMY HILFIGER My mother was kind and forgiving and would take in all the waifs and strays in our neighbourhood; we... TOMMY HILFIGER We had incense and rock'n'roll posters, and we sold records and rolling papers. People could... TOMMY HILFIGER If I see someone wearing Hilfiger it makes me proud, but then I wonder what I could do to make the s... TOMMY HILFIGER My mother inspired me to treat others as I would want to be treated regardless of age, race or finan... TOMMY HILFIGER My passion for music has always inspired my designs. TOMMY HILFIGER I knew exactly what I wanted to do. I wanted to build some kind of lifestyle brand that was preppy a... TOMMY HILFIGER I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Ju... TOMMY HILFIGER We are going back to our roots by cultivating new unsigned talent who otherwise might go unnoticed. 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TOMMY LASORDA You can wake up every day and make today better than the last. TOMMY LASORDA I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky. TOMMY LASORDA I believe managing is like holding a dove in your hand. If you hold it too tightly you kill it, but ... TOMMY LASORDA Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask ... TOMMY LASORDA 'Pressure' is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure,... TOMMY LASORDA If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven. TOMMY LASORDA I still remember the entire Boy Scout motto. I don't remember the serial number of my gun in the... TOMMY LASORDA There are three kinds of people in this world: people who make it happen, people who watch what happ... TOMMY LASORDA You give loyalty, you'll get it back. You give love, you'll get it back. TOMMY LASORDA No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you ... TOMMY LASORDA About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure. TOMMY LASORDA People try to say suicide is the most cowardly act a man could ever commit. I don't think that's tru... TOMMY TRAN Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya. TOMMY CHONG So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a lib... TOMMY COOPER I like a lot of classic movies, like, for example, 'Citizen Kane', James Dean movies, etc, e... TOMMY WISEAU People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing.... TOMMY CHONG The Ramones were not about having a good time. The closest thing probably was maybe Joey and Dee Dee... TOMMY RAMONE The Dawn Wall and the Fitz Traverse were super-satisfying climbs. But I will always be searching for... TOMMY CALDWELL Stand at the base and look up at 3,000 feet of blankness. It just looks like there's no way you ... TOMMY CALDWELL I grew up a clumsy kid with bad hand-eye coordination. Yet here on El Cap, I felt as though I had st... TOMMY CALDWELL When I was 15 years old, I used to actually dream I was pitching in Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey was ... TOMMY LASORDA As a solo artist, I just felt cemented in front of the mike stand. There was very little time to pla... TOMMY SHAW I'm telling you, I don't like cheaters. TOMMY LASORDA If the United States is hit with a weapon of mass destruction that inflicts large casualties, the Co... TOMMY FRANKS Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. TOMMY COOPER A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around ... TOMMY COOPER The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. TOMMY CHONG I've had heroes in my life - Joe DiMaggio, Babe Ruth. TOMMY LASORDA I was born in Budapest, Hungary, and moved to the United States in 1956. It was during the Hungarian... TOMMY RAMONE Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it... TOMMY CHONG I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans,... TOMMY CHONG Always give an autograph when somebody asks you. TOMMY LASORDA We have learned the need to be flexible or to have flexible forces, agile forces, who can move quick... TOMMY FRANKS I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early... TOMMY HILFIGER I do not care whether you're a Democrat or you're a Republican or an independent. We must pu... TOMMY LASORDA I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a ... TOMMY DOUGLAS There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and t... TOMMY LASORDA You can't become a dictator through checks and balances. TOMMY CHONG A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.... TOMMY COOPER Any vehicle that conveys great songs and the ability to perform them, whether it's 'N Sync o... TOMMY MOTTOLA They could never beat me in Springfield. I loved that old ballpark. If I could have pitched there al... TOMMY LASORDA Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. T... TOMMY COOPER Acid wasn't getting a whole lot of bad press at the time, and as I saw the whole bad-press thing... TOMMY RETTIG There are no more heroes in America. Because of the Internet, heroism has become momentary and withi... TOMMY MOTTOLA Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world. TOMMY DOUGLAS I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then ... TOMMY LASORDA Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's be... TOMMY LASORDA We live in a world full of people who are satisfied with pretending to be someone they are not. TOMMY TRAN Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's bec... TOMMY LASORDA The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers. TOMMY LASORDA I disapprove of lots of decisions made by George Bush: the war, the meddling in the affairs of other... TOMMY HILFIGER