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No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer Simpson


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Oh..please dont eat me, I have a wife and three kids...eat them!
HOMER SIMPSON Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
DAN CASTELLANETA Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
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KATIE BAVISTER Dont eat to live rather live to eat!
SUPERNA BATHEJA Please God, make my words today sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Eat pudding. Books are good. Eat pudding. If kids read a lot. Eat...
DANIEL PINKWATER If you love animals, please don't eat them.
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MATT GROENING My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act ...
MATT GROENING I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer Simpson
SIMPSONS Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
HOMER SIMPSON I remember an old catholic joke about a man who spent his whole life going to a church every day and...
MOVIE: EAT If you were wondering about my culinary skills... I've been asked to bring paper towels to our famil...
EAT QUOTES Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Like so many other kids with special needs, I have been bullied. Kids in elementary school made me e...
LAUREN POTTER Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.
JAMIE OLIVER You have to live with them and eat meals and make mistakes, ... (The Japanese) want so badly to plea...
ANDY WOOD If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.
MARIE ANTOINETTE I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat as...
ALISON SWEENEY You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants.
BRIAN SPELLMAN I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'
DAN CASTELLANETA If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
DAN CASTELLANETA Some have meat but cannot eat; Some could eat but have no meat; We have meat and can all eat; ...
DR. PLUME When the kids eat in the room, other kids will see them and we hope they'll try breakfast, too.
DOROTHY FRIST 'Press any key to continue, where's the any key?' - Homer Simpson
SHORT QUOTES Life is made of fear. Some people eat fear soup three times a day. Some people eat fear soup all the...
MARTIN AMIS Eat vegetables and fear no creditors, rather than eat duck and hide
HEBREW PROVERB I wouldn't eat things that didn't have a label. So if you gave me an apple, I wouldn't eat that beca...
CHARLIE MILESKI Certain bookworms eat books. Eat them, swear in them, spill things on them.
TARA BRAY SMITH I have no appetite. It's hard to eat these days.
GLORIA JORDAN I don't eat out much. I eat mostly home food and no carbs after 5 P.M. You are what you eat, and...
TIGER SHROFF I love Japanese and Thai food, especially seafood, and eat out with my wife two or three times a wee...
PIERRE DUKAN We have what I like to eat and what Tiffany likes to eat.
DAVE FAVRE I am actually a bit chubby, and I eat everything. I eat in a way - if my parents fed me the way I ch...
HARI KONDABOLU You can't eat your friends and have them too.
BUDD SCHULBERG There's a bunch of kids ? and they eat and talk about books.
CHARITY HEGNA It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Please go to this pizzeria. Order the margherita pizza with double mozzarella. If you do not eat thi...
ELIZABETH GILBERT I really like oysters, and I won't eat them alone. They're just a weird thing to eat by your...
KATIE ASELTON My kids can't eat awards.
PITBULL I eat egg whites a lot. Aside from that, I eat everything. I try to avoid too much oily food, but I ...
GENELIA D'SOUZA You know, I used to think I was a foodie, and then my wife went to culinary school and basically exp...
TY BURRELL I eat a lot. I eat three times a day and I snack.
SUZANNE SOMERS I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Numbe...
DAN CASTELLANETA Maaaarge I'm Bored (Marge) Why don't you read something? (Homer) Cause I'm trying to RedUCE my borde...
HOMER SIMPSON He glanced up once, eyes bored. “Please stop talking. I’m trying to eat.
KATE AVERY ELLISON I am not a vegetarian. I subscribe to my own mantra: eat less, move more, eat plenty of fruits and v...
MARION NESTLE Hey, techer leave those kids alone!.....We dont need no education......we dont need no thought contr...
PINK FLOYD World only has two things: Things you can eat and things you can no eat.
HIRONOBU SAKAGUCHI I like to eat Wheaties Fuel for breakfast with fresh fruit and egg whites. For lunch, I like to eat ...
ALBERT PUJOLS You can't eat your friends and have them too.
BUDD SCHULBERG Lord, make my words soft and tender for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
UNKNOWN No research has ever shown that people who eat more eggs have more heart attacks than people who eat...
WALTER WILLETT I never have time to have a dinner. I have to eat while I'm memorizing lines. The only way to ma...
ZOOEY DESCHANEL No one ever told me I should eat egg whites or drink a gallon of water each day.
DJ KHALED Then kids wouldn't eat them anymore. We can't let the cat out of the bag (that they're healthy).
ANGELA HANSEN Let them eat cake.
MARIE ANTOINETTE I'm not people, I only eat them.
SHERRILYN KENYON I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents wa...
KELLEY ARMSTRONG I love a woman who can out-eat me.
BEAU MIRCHOFF We have to change our behavior, ... We drink too much, smoke too much, eat the wrong foods and dont ...
ROBERT ATWELL Painting pictures didn't make me a lot of money. I have to eat.
RALPH BAKSHI I just eat healthy and try not to eat late at night. And I exercise as well. That's a big change...
BOY GEORGE Oh my God, that was a religious experience, ... In the words of Homer Simpson, the pig is a magical ...
ANTHONY BOURDAIN From the time I was thirteen, there was a constant struggle between MGM and me - whether or not to e...
JUDY GARLAND The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'T...
MATT GROENING The kids eat it up. It's still a treat, but it's healthier.
CHERYLL ARTZ That has helped from a social perspective. Lots of kids eat pizza.
DENISE BUNNING You can see those (Holy Names) kids eat, sleep and breathe basketball.
HOWARD AVRIL Please,' she said, 'You're so beautiful. You may eat me if you like. I'd rather be eaten by you than...
C.S. LEWIS I definitely have a family. I have a boyfriend who has kids, and we do normal things every day, like...
TINA YOTHERS Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we have meat, and we can eat -...
ROBERT BURNS I think all kids need snacks. Mine are fruit machines. I give them things like apple slices, berries...
EMERIL LAGASSE Lord make my words soft today, for tomorrow I may have to eat them
DAVE HAIGLER If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up i...
JOHNNY DEPP Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them
SOURCE UNKNOWN I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie.
MICHAEL TREVINO In those days the multitude being very great, and having nothing to eat, Jesus called his disciples ...
BIBLE There are people who eat earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And ...
LILLIAN HELLMAN We eat all organic at home, so if we're running around and the kids want a hot dog or pretzel, I...
KELLY RUTHERFORD People tell me that I should eat more, but they don't know me: I eat a lot. It's pretty unpl...
ELIZABETH JAGGER During my life, I have often had to eat my own words, and on the whole I have found them a wholesome...
WINSTON CHURCHILL A cheat day for me, the first thing that I crave, I'll eat. That's my rule. So if I wake up ...
HAILEY BALDWIN I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
DREW CAREY Even as the roebuck and the hart is eaten, so thou shalt eat them: the unclean and the clean shall e...
BIBLE (Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head. (Marge:) You are bald! (Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person ...
HOMER SIMPSON But he said unto them, Give ye them to eat. And they said, We have no more but five loaves and two f...
BIBLE Back in the 1860s no one wanted to eat lobster.
GLENN JONES Back in the 1860s no one wanted to eat lobster,
GLENN JONES Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
ALFRED A. MONTAPERT There's no sitting, no sleeping, no kidding. You have to eat standing up at a high table.
DAN PERKINS When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.
TOMMY LASORDA I have high blood sugars, and Type 2 diabetes is not going to kill me. But I just have to eat right,...
TOM HANKS When I eat biscuits, I also eat grits.
TAYLOR HICKS The idea was to get the sheep to eat what we wanted them to eat.
EDWIN SMITH Don't worry about which fiber you should eat. Just eat more of all of them.
CHERYL ROCK I used to be a workout fiend and I was so unhappy because I wanted to eat what I wanted to eat. So n...
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