Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer Simpson

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer Simpson