No, wait, here's a good bit.

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

All these old guys, they were exactly the same on stage as off, and they couldn't help being comedians.

There's no family allowance on the first child, you know.

It's a very sad day. I've always admired him. Everything he did had a very evocative ring, of something great.

I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.