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JACK OSBOURNE
who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody.
J.D. SALINGER
Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator...
LLOYD BENTSEN
It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
SAM KINISON
Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
JEFF KINNEY
The strange thing is, no matter what, when you become some kind of public figure, you have your go-t...
JACK OSBOURNE
I'm the kind of person that, if someone says, 'Oh yeah, you can't do that,' I want t...
JACK OSBOURNE
It never crossed my mind that one day I'm gonna be big and famous and have my own TV show, you k...
JACK OSBOURNE
When my mum first told me she got sick, I didn't cry. I probably cried over my mum's illness...
JACK OSBOURNE
I have a tendency to really stuff things. I don't really express, you know? Like, express certai...
JACK OSBOURNE
If I have a problem, stuff's going through my head, I feel like using, I usually go and talk to ...
JACK OSBOURNE
Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time, he was smoking a lot of pot. And...
JACK OSBOURNE
I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking...
JACK OSBOURNE
I was hanging out with no one under 21. I thought that if I really wanted to fit in I had to... show...
JACK OSBOURNE
I'm totally grateful for the fans my family has and I have; they gave me a lot of support when I...
JACK OSBOURNE
There's people outside our house; you get followed by photographers; you can't go out and ha...
JACK OSBOURNE
It's been real weird. It wasn't how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly perta...
JACK OSBOURNE
I'd read things, like people criticizing me. But no one likes to read stuff about that, and prob...
JACK OSBOURNE
I had about four days of like, 'Pity party, woe is me, it's all over.' Then I did some r...
JACK OSBOURNE
Kelly has a rather bad habit of interrupting.
JACK OSBOURNE
Well, all I can say is, it's a day-by-day program, and so I'm very worried about relapsing, ...
JACK OSBOURNE
As long as I know my head's in the right place, my feet are on the ground, I think I'll be f...
JACK OSBOURNE
I've been drinking and using since I was 13.
JACK OSBOURNE
When I got diagnosed, the more research I did about it - MS overall, as a subject, as a disease - th...
JACK OSBOURNE
I don't want to come off like the jealous brother who wasn't getting the attention, but it w...
JACK OSBOURNE
I didn't get at first put into a rehab facility; I got put in a adolescent psychiatric unit for ...
JACK OSBOURNE
I had my group of friends, you know, like my real group of friends, and then I had, like, party frie...
JACK OSBOURNE
For a while I was suicidal and I tried to kill myself. I think I should have died about four times.
JACK OSBOURNE
'Adapt and overcome' is my new motto.
JACK OSBOURNE
You can't take good health for granted.
JACK OSBOURNE
I went to a friend's house and we just started using. I took myself out of the picture for a second,...
JACK OSBOURNE
If I have a problem, stuff's going through my head, I feel like using, I usually go and talk to my d...
JACK OSBOURNE
As long as I know my head's in the right place, my feet are on the ground, I think I'll be fine.
JACK OSBOURNE
Where I felt comfortable was being the one that everyone liked to party with. And it was kind of the...
JACK OSBOURNE
I don't want to come off like the jealous brother who wasn't getting the attention, but it was like ...
JACK OSBOURNE
I'm totally grateful for the fans my family has and I have; they gave me a lot of support when I was...
JACK OSBOURNE
I'm real clear, you know? There's no fogginess.
JACK OSBOURNE
I have a tendency to really stuff things. I don't really express, you know? Like, express certain fe...
JACK OSBOURNE
I'd read things, like people criticizing me. But no one likes to read stuff about that, and probably...
JACK OSBOURNE
Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time, he was smoking a lot of pot. And...
JACK OSBOURNE
It's been real weird. It wasn't how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly pertaining to...
JACK OSBOURNE
My mom, you can't go wrong with my mom. I mean, she's brilliant. She's taught me a lot, you know, ju...
JACK OSBOURNE
But you know, my mom having to go to the hospital seven times... like passed out because of pain... ...
JACK OSBOURNE
I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and...
JACK OSBOURNE
Back then it was a very realistic thing for me. My own thing was, you know, wake up at 5 in the afte...
JACK OSBOURNE
Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue in New Orleans on Mardi Gras = bad idea!
NIKKI SIXX
Sharon Osbourne is such a blast and she's so, so bright.
CYNDI LAUPER
(Jack prepairing to tell his mom he's gay)
Grace: You'd think after 30 years it'd be liberating....
WILL & GRACE
There's no really signature Leo DiCaprio role, like Jack Nicholson is Jack Nicholson no matter w...
DENNIS CHRISTOPHER
If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF
Ye been oure lord, dooth with youre owene thyngRight as yow list.
CHAUCER
The head has no answers, and the heart has no questions, Jack would say."

Quoting his tea...
RICHARD WAGAMESE
I'd smack the living daylights out of Kelly Osbourne if she turned into a man.
MATT JAY
When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of.
FRANCESCO TOTTI
There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
CAMILLE PAGLIA
She used to tell me she had no idea how Jack was getting so drunk. But we figured it out. Then he ha...
PETER GUNTHER
Nay, but Jack, such eyes! such eyes! so innocently wild! so bashfully irresolute! Not a glance but s...
RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN
if youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
JULIA SOREL
Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we...
WILL & GRACE
There's an innocence to Ozzy Osbourne. He's mingling, but he's somewhat detached.
JOHNNY DEPP
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
PROVERB
All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy.
PAUL LAURENCE DUNBAR
No. No, no, no, no, Blyleven wasn't even the dominant pitcher of his era - it was Jack Morris.
REGGIE JACKSON
The thing I'm most regretful about Jack not playing and Arnold not playing is that they used to be t...
PHIL MICKELSON
Jack Davis doesn't get to pick and choose what the laws are. No one should be above the law, even a ...
HENRY WOJTASZEK
I prayed and asked God to remove the Jack out of my box, and not only did he remove the Jack, but he...
SUSIE L HILL
We have to keep a good frame of mind and not overlook La Villa. Anytime you do that, youre going to ...
HECTOR GARCIA
You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".
CHLOE NEILL
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
JACK NICKLAUS
I'm not Jack Nicholson. I'm not Brando. But I do mumble.
BENICIO DEL TORO
I'm not Jack Nicholson. I'm not Brando. But I do mumble.
BENICIO TORO
(Jack prepairing to tell his mom he's gay)Grace: You'd think after 30 years it'd be liberating.Jack:...
WILL & GRACE
Whether he was kidding or not, ... Tiger Woods wouldn't say it. Jack Nicklaus wouldn't say it.
DAVIS LOVE III
The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper
GERALDINE A. FERRARO
What she did is horrible, but I disagree with Ms. Jack, she is not a horrible person.
JEFF KEARNEY
Whether he was kidding or not, ... Tiger Woods wouldn't say it; Jack Nicklaus wouldn't say it.
DAVIS LOVE III
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, and Jill a wealthy widow.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.
A.A. (ALAN ALEXANDRA) MILNE
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
EVAN ESAR
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.
EVAN ESAR
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a rich widow
EVAN ESAR
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.
A. A. MILNE
I played with Jack, and I tied Jack,
STEWART CINK
What little Jack does not learn, big John will never.
PROVERB
IF YOU CAN'T THANK GOD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE, THANK HIM FOR WHAT YOU HAVE ESCAPED!
NOT SURE
i believe in love. lust. sex. romance. i don't want everything to add up to the perfect equation...i...
NOT REAL
A conservative is a liberal who just got mugged and a liberal is a conservative who just got arreste...
NOT SURE
If you are constantly looking in the rear view mirror, how will you ever see what is in front of you...
NOT SURE
The other one is 'asked' after 'Jack', ... Jack asked.
GEORGE GUIDALL
The other one is 'asked' after 'Jack'. Jack asked.
GEORGE GUIDALL
Thats the thing about the Internet. You can put a lot of distance between yourself and the person yo...
ELLEN WRIGHT
I'm not Jack Nicholson. I'm not Brando. But I do mumble.
BENICIO DEL TORO
The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch.Since every Jack became ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I'm not getting into a public debate with Jack Nicklaus.
TIM FINCHEM
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
CHI CHI RODRIGUEZ
Most of the standards being developed now have to do with interoperability. Think of the phone jack ...
FRANCES ZELAZNY
Do or do not. There is no try - Yoda
STAR WARS
She is fearless. Not once has she ever said no.
TODD EBERLE
No sir, I didn't do that. I did not do that.
HILLARY CLINTON

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Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public scho...
JACK WHITEHALL
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to ha...
JACK WHITEHALL
Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around.
JACK WHITEHALL
When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow's lick, buck te...
JACK WHITEHALL
Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the sa...
JACK WHITEHALL
I acted at school but got very bad parts - things that they'd made up in Shakespeare plays like ...
JACK WHITEHALL
If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.
JACK WHITEHALL
I wish I was a bit shorter, as I think shorter people have better walks. Freddie Fox, the actor, is ...
JACK WHITEHALL
I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.
JACK WHITEHALL
When I'm on stage, I'm quite over the top - I'm quite flamboyant and camp.
JACK WHITEHALL
I'm not actually posh; I'm really rough and from the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up in ...
JACK WHITEHALL
I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.
JACK WHITEHALL
I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.
JACK WHITEHALL
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes ...
JACK WHITEHALL
Playing drums feels like coming home for me. Even during the White Stripes I thought: 'I'll ...
JACK WHITE
A lot of people in the media, and some everyday people, really aren't in search of the truth. Th...
JACK WHITE
I just think old old movies, they make you concentrate and pay attention so much more. They feel so ...
JACK WHITE
I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my fri...
JACK WHITE
There's Catholic guilt about things, then there's the guilt of being the youngest of 10, so ...
JACK WHITE
If you have twenty guys in the room and you just bring in one girl, you change the entire mood and e...
JACK WHITE
We have a secret project at Third Man where we want to have the first vinyl record played in outer s...
JACK WHITE
I would never purposely sing a song about someone I love, I wouldn't want to embarrass them. But...
JACK WHITE
I think that sometimes love gets in the way of itself - you know, love interrupts itself. We want th...
JACK WHITE
I think the sensitivity that you need to create certain things sometimes would spill over into thing...
JACK WHITE
I consider music to be storytelling, melody and rhythm. A lot of hip-hop has broken music down. Ther...
JACK WHITE
Nowadays, everybody assumes, when they wake up in the morning, if they have a question, it will get ...
JACK WHITE
I'd make a White Stripes record right now. I'd be in the White Stripes for the rest of my li...
JACK WHITE
I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bong...
JACK WHITE
With the White Stripes we were trying to trick people into not realising we were playing the blues. ...
JACK WHITE
When you put something out there into the world, there's all these words you don't want to h...
JACK WHITE
I want to be part of the resurgence of things that are tangible, beautiful and soulful, rather than ...
JACK WHITE
I dabbled in things like Howlin' Wolf, Cream and Led Zeppelin, but when I heard Son House and Ro...
JACK WHITE
There aren't that many things left that haven't already been done, especially with music. I&...
JACK WHITE
I really don't like to take the easy way out, if I can help it, on anything I do, I like to real...
JACK WHITE
One of the jobs of a manager is to instill confidence, pump confidence into your people. And when yo...
JACK WELCH
Public hangings are teaching moments. Every company has to do it. A teaching moment is worth a thous...
JACK WELCH
Strong managers who make tough decisions to cut jobs provide the only true job security in today'...
JACK WELCH