Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.