Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it


Kin Hubbard

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DAVID ORTIZ
Pity the man who sees money as the all in all in life,for him & his money will soon become history.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
As a general rule, nobody has money who ought to have it.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
I worked hard. Anyone who works as hard as I did can achieve the same results.
JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH
A poor man who marries a rich woman is not his wife, but a ruler.
VIKRANT PARSAI
When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.
JAMES GOLDSMITH
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
DONALD TRUMP
If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.
EZRA BOWEN
If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it
EZRA BOWEN
THERE’S ALWAYS A PLACE AT THE TOP FOR THE MAN WHO WORKS HARD.
JOB LAZARUS OKELLO.
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SUNDAY ADELAJA
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DOUGLAS TRUMBULL
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LOUIS NIZER
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Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.
JOSEPH STALIN
No man's credit is as good as his money.
JOHN DEWEY
Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
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DIANA PALMER
I want people to remember me as a guy who works hard.
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I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
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JOSEPH FRENCH JOHNSON
The man who works for the gold in the job rather than for the money in the pay envelope, is the fell...
JOSEPH FRENCH JOHNSON
Nobody spends somebody else's money as carefully as he spends his own. Nobody uses somebody else's r...
MILTON FRIEDMAN
I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it.
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People see what they want to see
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As far as I'm concerned, I want to remain the mean little man I always was.
JACK LEVINE
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FRANCIS BACON
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OSCAR WILDE
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OSCAR WILDE
No woman marries an old man for God's sake.
GERMAN PROVERB
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For a man who has done his natural duty, death is as natural as sleep.
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Hee that marries for wealth sells his liberty.
GEORGE HERBERT
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KURT VONNEGUT
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STEVEN BOCHCO
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He's the boss, but he works for me.
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Any man who would take money two ways would take it three ways just as quickly.
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As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD
As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
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As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
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Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
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Unto the ...
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WILLIAM MORRIS
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As long as life exist hope should be man's next of kin.
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As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
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As far as festivals, nothing tops Cannes.
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A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
JOYCE MEYER
Reach for it. Push yourself as far as you can.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE
Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.
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Wearing corsets all the time was completely incapacitating, as far as digestion goes.
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As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
JEF RASKIN
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JON BATISTE
As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
TROY BROWN
That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH
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The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
KIN HUBBARD
Politics makes strange postmasters.
KIN HUBBARD
I do not look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republic...
KIN HUBBARD
If there is anything a public servant hates to do it is something for the public.
KIN HUBBARD
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARD
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
KIN HUBBARD
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARD
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
KIN HUBBARD
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
KIN HUBBARD
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARD
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
KIN HUBBARD
All the world loves a good loser.
KIN HUBBARD
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
KIN HUBBARD
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
KIN HUBBARD
A loafer always has the correct time.
KIN HUBBARD
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about ...
KIN HUBBARD
And yet of all the home remedies,
A good wife and mother is still the best.
KIN HUBBARD
It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
KIN HUBBARD
Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
KIN HUBBARD
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
KIN HUBBARD
Why doesn't the fellow who says, I'm no speechmaker let it go at that instead of giving a demonstrat...
KIN HUBBARD
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change...
KIN HUBBARD
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARD
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
KIN HUBBARD
After a fellow gets famous it does not take long for someone to bob up that used to sit next to him ...
KIN HUBBARD
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
KIN HUBBARD
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARD
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
KIN HUBBARD
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARD
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARD
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
KIN HUBBARD
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARD
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
KIN HUBBARD
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARD
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
KIN HUBBARD
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it.
KIN HUBBARD
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
KIN HUBBARD
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARD
Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
KIN HUBBARD
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
KIN HUBBARD
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the st...
KIN HUBBARD
... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARD
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
KIN HUBBARD
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARD
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
KIN HUBBARD
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling de...
KIN HUBBARD
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARD
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
KIN HUBBARD
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
KIN HUBBARD
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
KIN HUBBARD
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
KIN HUBBARD
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARD
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
KIN HUBBARD
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
KIN HUBBARD
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARD
I haven't heard of anybody who want's to stop living on account of the cost.
KIN HUBBARD
The feller that calls you "brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him
KIN HUBBARD
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
KIN HUBBARD
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
KIN HUBBARD
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
KIN HUBBARD
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARD
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
KIN HUBBARD
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARD
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARD
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
KIN HUBBARD
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start ...
KIN HUBBARD
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARD
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
KIN HUBBARD
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
KIN HUBBARD
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
KIN HUBBARD
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARD
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARD
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARD
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
KIN HUBBARD
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARD
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
KIN HUBBARD
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you abou...
KIN HUBBARD
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn&...
KIN HUBBARD
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
KIN HUBBARD
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARD
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARD
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettie...
KIN HUBBARD
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARD
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really ins...
KIN HUBBARD
We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARD
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
KIN HUBBARD
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse...
KIN HUBBARD
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARD
Never get married while you're going to college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer ...
KIN HUBBARD
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more ...
KIN HUBBARD
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARD
The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.
KIN HUBBARD
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARD
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
KIN HUBBARD
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARD
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get toge...
KIN HUBBARD
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD
So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
KIN HUBBARD
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARD
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARD
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
KIN HUBBARD
Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARD
We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARD
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say f...
KIN HUBBARD
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
KIN HUBBARD
The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARD
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
KIN HUBBARD
Some folks can look so busy doing ' that they seem indispensable
KIN HUBBARD
After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up that used t' set by him at scho...
KIN HUBBARD
The chronic grumbler is a church social compared to the feller that agrees with everything you say
KIN HUBBARD
It's no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be
KIN HUBBARD
Th' first one t' ketch a circus in a lie is a boy
KIN HUBBARD
The hardest thing to stop is a temporary chairman
KIN HUBBARD
Young Lafe Bud says he always hates t' get his hair cut cause it makes his hat look so old
KIN HUBBARD
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings o...
KIN HUBBARD
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
KIN HUBBARD
Th' only way t' entertain some folks is t' listen t' 'em.
KIN HUBBARD
If at first you do succeed, don't take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARD
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARD
Nobuddy ever fergits where he buried a hatchet
KIN HUBBARD
The' feller that sets on a store box with his mouth full of scrap terbacker while his wife is at hom...
KIN HUBBARD
Why they call a feller that keeps losin' all the time a good sport gits me
KIN HUBBARD
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes ...
KIN HUBBARD
Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.
KIN HUBBARD
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARD
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems t...
KIN HUBBARD
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us
KIN HUBBARD
There are various sorts of curiosity; one is from interest, which makes us desire to know that which...
KIN HUBBARD
The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening
KIN HUBBARD
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARD
It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's trying to skin you
KIN HUBBARD
If government were as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would ...
KIN HUBBARD
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more ...
KIN HUBBARD
The man who says "I may be wrong, but - " does not believe there can be any such possibility
KIN HUBBARD
Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.
KIN HUBBARD
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed
KIN HUBBARD
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
KIN HUBBARD
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicio...
KIN HUBBARD
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about ...
KIN HUBBARD
The election isn't very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street
KIN HUBBARD
You never see no "to let" signs on Easy Street
KIN HUBBARD
I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for ...
KIN HUBBARD
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidin...
KIN HUBBARD
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
KIN HUBBARD
The world gels better every day--then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARD
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
KIN HUBBARD
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really in...
KIN HUBBARD
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARD
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARD
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARD
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.
KIN HUBBARD
If there is anything that a public servant hates to do it's something for the public
KIN HUBBARD
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best
KIN HUBBARD
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good
KIN HUBBARD
When some fellows decide to retire nobody knows the difference
KIN HUBBARD
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
KIN HUBBARD
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst
KIN HUBBARD
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it
KIN HUBBARD
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest
KIN HUBBARD
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag
KIN HUBBARD
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one
KIN HUBBARD
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARD
Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.
KIN HUBBARD
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
KIN HUBBARD
The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store
KIN HUBBARD
It's the good loser who finally loses out
KIN HUBBARD
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing
KIN HUBBARD
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in sch...
KIN HUBBARD
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper
KIN HUBBARD
A chap ort t' save a few o' the' long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
KIN HUBBARD
Many a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARD
We'd all like t'vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate
KIN HUBBARD
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid
KIN HUBBARD
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
KIN HUBBARD
Tilford Moots wuz over t' the' Henryville poor farm th' other day t' see an ole friend o' his thet u...
KIN HUBBARD
If Rockyfeller could eat he wouldn't be so rich
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet
KIN HUBBARD
We'd all like t'vote for th' best man, but he's never a candidate
KIN HUBBARD
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation
KIN HUBBARD
Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARD
Beauty is only skin deep, but it is a valuable asset if you are poor or have not any sense
KIN HUBBARD
Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better
KIN HUBBARD
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
KIN HUBBARD
Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstra...
KIN HUBBARD
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spir...
KIN HUBBARD
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them
KIN HUBBARD
When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money
KIN HUBBARD
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republica...
KIN HUBBARD
I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin' is pickin' up yer teeth with a boxin' glove on
KIN HUBBARD
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick
KIN HUBBARD
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home
KIN HUBBARD
When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
FRANK MCKINNY "KIN" HUBBARD