When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely