Not knowing is not a problem, not wondering is.

The big picture is impossible to see, because it's so huge that you can only view it one pixel at a time and hence never see it in its entirety.

When 'so much' starts to seem like 'so little', you know you're on the wrong side of 30.

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

I am the wisest man alive, for I know I consciously know nothing at all. I am the smartest man alive because I am aware my sub-conscious mind knows everything created by man, and of man.

Every weekend I make life altering plans only to have them foiled by a monday.