When 'so much' starts to seem like 'so little', you know you're on the wrong side of 30.

The big picture is impossible to see, because it's so huge that you can only view it one pixel at a time and hence never see it in its entirety.

Every weekend I make life altering plans only to have them foiled by a monday.

If life gives you lemons...you know you have a Herculean hangover. Either that, or you're holding Tequilla shots in both hands.

Unlike salamanders we can’t grow back what we lose, we just learn to live without it that’s all.

I struggled all the way to the top using up every ounce of my strength, only to discover I had climbed a shit mound!