Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.