Nothing's real, everything's make believe.

If you say shit happens, you have a weak sphincter.

Responsibility is just a universally accepted term for slavery, so don't give shit about it.

Me being me, how did i ever end up with friends like thee?

Unlike salamanders we can’t grow back what we lose, we just learn to live without it that’s all.

I struggled all the way to the top using up every ounce of my strength, only to discover I had climbed a shit mound!