Responsibility is just a universally accepted term for slavery, so don't give shit about it.

Nothing's real, everything's make believe.

If you say shit happens, you have a weak sphincter.

Me being me, how did i ever end up with friends like thee?

Tear my heart out, slow roast me over a fire, pull off my eyebrows strand by strand, push pins though my fingernails….do anything to me, anything but a monday.

There is always a way out for the quick witted.