Now, in the middle of the night, you hear me wake up in this cold sweat going, 'Bond, James Bond',

Jay (Leno) is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

It can absolutely drive you crazy, ... But it's just the way he is. In 29 years [of marriage], he hasn't changed. I think there is a part of me that has to know that he is not going to change. He thinks it through.

It was definitely a weird feeling to see Adam wearing the jersey with the name Crewe on the back, ... The first day of filming, Chris Rock called, ‘Crewe!’ and I turned around and ruined the take. But it was a cool feeling to know that we were doing this because the first one is so loved.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.