OK, he's a Yankees fan. Now I know why I don't like him.


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OK, he's a Yankees fan. Now I know why I don't like him.
DAVE WINER
You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW
Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I
I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I
On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I
casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I
I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I
I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I
I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I
I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I
I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I
You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I
I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I
Married to the Mob.
LIKE I
Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I
I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I
throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I
I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I
I'm a big Yankees fan, so I saw a lot of him. I can see why he's had so much success. He located rea...
JOSH BARFIELD
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox...
JIMMY FALLON
For tech, I like the 'DailySearchCast', 'TWiT' and anything Veronica Belmont does on...
JASON CALACANIS
Dont know why am different from other people, but i surely know that i think of the long run, i dont...
OLASOT
He's nasty. That's why the Yankees went and got him and that's why Chicago has him now. He's going t...
CHRIS SHELTON
Why did Jesus die for you? How do you sin? You dont? OK yours is lying.
JODEL AREVALO
yepp it's ok, i know you dont care at all, but i still have to make you smile, cause i love seeing y...
ABHIYANDA B.
I know Dave can make a play if we need one. That's why we like to put him in position to get open in...
JUSTIN HOLLAND
I think the world of Dave Griffin. I worked with him in Phoenix, got to know him very well, and cons...
GRANT HILL
I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.
PETER TORK
Growing up in Rhode Island, my friends would have strung me up if I had been a Yankees fan.
CHARLIE DAY
Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink ...
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Seeing what kind of person Dave is, now I know why they have never been able to do the reunion with ...
SAMMY HAGAR
Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
 DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR
I love him more than clothes if that's not true love than I dont know what is
ELENA GABRIELLA MUNGUIA
We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON
I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak...
NERISSA IRVING
I'm still a huge Yankees fan. Growing up, Jeter was my guy, but Bernie Williams was my favorite ...
ACTION BRONSON
no one knows why we are put on this earth i dont think any of them are true i dont even know why we ...
DALLY SALAD
people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ
I dont know that happened.
DAVID BERNSTEIN
I didn't know much about him, and I wasn't a big country music fan. I listened to the Beatles and Da...
JOAQUIN PHOENIX
Looking back I remember him being quiet at the wedding and now I know why. I don't know how she can ...
FRANCIS JONES
I like the Dodgers because my dad does - wait, no, not the Dodgers. Strike me down! The Yankees. I l...
MAMIE GUMMER
Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future and time future contained in time...
, ALWAYS NOW, 1997
If you're a big Nirvana fan, a big Hole fan, then I understand why you would want to get to know...
FRANCES BEAN COBAIN
I'm a huge fan of Morris Chestnut. I grew up with Morris, and I know him personally.
TIA MOWRY
I play rec softball sort of religiously. I'm a huge baseball fan. When I lived in New York City,...
CHRIS WOOD
When you try to talk about yourself, you dont know who you are, or what your like, or what your like...
CAROL CHANNING
I grew up an Indians fan my entire life. I was never really 'against' the Yankees, but I kne...
BILL MAZEROSKI
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toile...
MATTHEW BRODERICK
firestar: jayfeather what does mallow look like?
jayfeather: i dont know, ive never seen any
ERIN HUNTER
I'll never forget one time a fan came up to me crying, and told me, 'You really inspire me t...
BECKY G
I dont know what happens to country.
CORMAC MCCARTHY
God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ...
ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE
I know what it feels like now, I told him, as he congratulated me.
MICHAEL WAITE
I don't know what the future holds for me. But right now, I think it's bright. I have good people ar...
DONN BELAIR
I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good e...
GRACE SLICK
I'm a huge David Lindsay-Abaire fan. If I could write, I would want to write like him.
TATE DONOVAN
I dont smoke , do that makes me a good man? No , I am a good man that's why I don't smoke!
AJAY PRAKASH BHATE
As I have said many times - my father was a great fan of Bill Dickey's and he certainly loved th...
GEORGE STEINBRENNER
Obviously, he [dropped down] in the second, so that meant he was feeling good. I asked him [if he wa...
DON COOPER
Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up,
BRENDA JONES
I know exactly why he did it. Because he felt like Appleby tried to elbow him.
BRANDON ROY
My brother went to New Orleans when he was 19, ... Hes 72 now.
BARBARA UPTON
It was an accident. I didn't mean to hit him. I called him that night at the hospital. I wanted to k...
DENNYS REYES
I like him a lot and I like his movies a lot, too. In every sense of the word, I'm a big Bob Altman ...
MAYA RUDOLPH
I Dont Believe that Anybody Feels the Way I Do about You now.
OASIS
I got to pitch. I just didn't have very many opportunities [for the Yankees], and a lot of opportuni...
MIKE STANTON
And now I know him, I think he's been much maligned. He's a great guy. But, having said that, I stil...
FIONA PHILLIPS
I know he's OK. I just feel it I just feel that he's OK.
ANN WILLIAMS
I don't know why because I'm nice to him, so there must have been something he didn't like.
STEVE WOZNIAK
I am the biggest Seahawks fan there is right now. My throat hurt so bad this morning when I woke up ...
KASEY KAHNE
Its much more easier to know just one thing about everything in this universe than to know everythin...
OJAS VISHWAKARMA
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
AL CAPONE
Dave: ''Will you ever be happy Echo?''
Echo: ''I don’t know I haven’t tried it yet.''
...
JIM GOLDBERG
I'd like to see a little more, ... We just haven't sprung him yet, but I think he's doing OK.
BILL PARCELLS
Somebody broke in my house to warn me. That's why I'm alive now. I don't know where he is to thank h...
CINDY WILLIAMS
E ele permite aos leitores "triangularem a verdade", como Winer definiu. Os blogs, Winer afirma, sã...
LAWRENCE LESSIG
I was a Yankee fan until 1981. That was the year the Yankees were two up on the Dodgers and lost fou...
JOHN MCENROE
I just want to see my son. I know he's OK, but I still want to see him myself. He's only two and a h...
DAVID BERLIN
It takes, truly, a lack of vanity and just being able to take some risks and being OK with looking l...
ANNA FARIS
Now I know why I moved back to Alabama after I retired.
CHARLIE MOORE
Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE
Without The Duck, asking a coach for a picture, you just feel like a goofy fan. But with The Duck it...
DENNIS BONIFER
dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
KURT COBAIN
Heck gave us some problems. I thought maybe we needed to introduce David Patten to him at halftime s...
JOE CRAVENS
I dont know if anybody knows how to recover from this,
BOB ISRAEL
If it doesnt help, I damned sure dont know what will.
JACK MOORE
I had so much fun doing Django, and I love westerns so much that after I taught myself how to make o...
QUENTIN TARANTINO
I dont think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like t...
GERARD WAY
And I said, 'Why not? It's the truth! Why can't I say I'm a Beatles fan?' I used to get criticized f...
BUCK OWENS
do tou think i would speak for you? i dont even know your language
JUDD NELSON
I haven't met him yet, I can't wait. I'm a Stones fan.
KEITH RICHARDS
He's a Met fan, he's a real fun guy, he's a cool guy. I never met him before now, but we've been her...
MATT HOEY
There's this new band that just started with us called the Dave Matthews Band. My God! I mean, I...
BUTCH TRUCKS
I just dont know how...to think less. If you know how, then teach me...
AISHAH MADADIY
[Senior Rob Hudson sustained his good form with a 3-under par 33 to earn medalist honors for the var...
ALEX ADAMS
As a player, you understand fans have a loyalty to the team, but I?m still the guy you liked two yea...
CHAD BROWN
...we were considered a nuisance, now we're not, I'd like to know why?
RICHARD SWANSON
The day that they signed him, if I was a Jet player, I'd be like, 'OK, we're back in this thing,' .....
BOOMER ESIASON
People live for eating,but I eat for survive
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DAVE REICHERT
It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY
In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT
I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY
When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY
I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER
At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT
It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL
I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL
There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL
My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL
Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL
Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL
My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL
I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL
In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL
I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL
Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL
I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL
When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it.
DAVE GROHL
Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
DAVE GROHL
When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
DAVE GROHL
There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ...
DAVE GROHL
If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL
Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
DAVE GROHL
My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v...
DAVE RAMSEY
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
DAVE BARRY
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...
DAVE BARRY
I care about what the fans feel.
DAVE MUSTAINE
One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd.
DAVE MUSTAINE
I am interested in politics.
DAVE MUSTAINE