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Related ROBERT MUGABE I never miss a vote; I think that's the power of the people. A lot of people fought and died for... IMELDA MAY GENE GREEN G. K. CHESTERTON ROBERT A. HEINLEIN They have collected protest votes, and the votes of people who normally don't vote. UWE ANDERSEN Why should Scotland be stopped from suggesting to the English people that we join a new union under ... EDDI READER G.K. CHESTERTON Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the v... P. J. O'ROURKE The voter does not vote only on one issue, the voter votes on a multiplicity of issues. P. CHIDAMBARAM THOMAS PAINE SHIRLEY CHISHOLM MICHELLE OBAMA Every one of those board members should tender their resignations immediately. I am perfectly prepar... BILL MILLER SOURCE UNKNOWN ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Everyone got one vote per parcel. Hotels and other areas, which have a lot of sewer units, got more ... BEVERLY SCOTT I ask for a statewide recount of every vote in this election -- a recount of every vote in every pre... DON SIEGELMAN RALPH NADER CRAIG GROESCHEL I think a fair amount of my votes were 'not-for-Ortiz,' votes and I'm going to have to w... BLAKE FARENTHOLD If Mr. Bush and Mr. Forbes don't get most of the votes, they should be arrested for wasting mone... LAMAR ALEXANDER J. C. WATTS ADAM SMITH All Florida votes are equal, your honor, and no vote is more equal than another. FRANK MYERS This election could come down to just a handful of votes. It could come down to just one vote. VICKY HARTZLER ALAN STERN BARBARA BOXER Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON I'm sure that students will ask 'what can we do to make a difference here.' And what they can do is ... JEN PSAKI Your vote is for one person, but your quote should be for all. THE INSPIRATIONIST GERMANY KENT I'm certainly not going to comment on other people's records on voting or not voting, but I personal... ANDREW WARREN Justice Thomas, my old boss, got 52 votes. Justice (Antonin) Scalia got 98 votes, ... But Justice Th... WENDY LONG ROBERT GRIFFIN III HENRY DAVID THOREAU There are a number of mentions and examples of intimidation in southern claims. There is a voting p... BRIAN CONLEY There are a number of mentions
and examples of intimidation in southern claims. There is a voting... BRIAN CONLEY This is a tough vote and he buckled, ... I know he's made some tough votes before. It's hard to take... ERIC SCHAEFFER In some polling stations, blank ballots totaled a quarter of the votes, and in some others, one thir... MAX MATHURIN The vote shows that a strong, unapologetic, judicial conservative in the mold of Justices Antonin Sc... WENDY LONG I have a very personal interest. I am a Miami-Dade voter. One of the issues is that my vote and so m... PATRICIA IRELAND [But he pledged to bring the issue to a vote.] I don't know that we'll have the votes on the day we ... ROY BLUNT From the Kindle Book Reflections in the Mirror of Life:THE PROPHET OF LIFE CHRISTINE PELOSI It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON FRANK DANE ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH This vote today in committee means that Judge Roberts will be voted on on the Senate floor next week... GLORIA BORGER (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON The only people that should vote should be legal. PAM BONDI There were nearly 30,000 eligible voters in Cheshire County who didn't vote during the 2000 election... RUDY PERKINS LEWIS CARROLL At every election, my vote goes to the candidate less likely to declare war. You're dropping hug... IAN MACKAYE C. JOYBELL C. The result will hinge on how much of that youth vote gets out on the streets and votes -- that may b... JAMES PATERSON I was one of the reluctant votes there. Ultimately, I think marketing downtown should be privatized. FRANK WALKER It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON If you want a referendum, vote for the others. Or, in certain cases, you can stay at home, you don&#... JEAN CHAREST Young people need to vote. They need to get out there. Every vote counts. Educate yourself too. Don&... NIKKI REED In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes. MOGENS JALLBERG Every time you choose a perfume, you are voting. And, of course, I hope you vote for me. Not only fo... OLEG CASSINI KATE MIDDLETON KATE MIDDLETON JEFF SESSIONS Either way, it comes down to just 3,000 votes out of approximately 1,360,000 votes cast, ... That's ... DON SIEGELMAN Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch. Freedo... MARVIN SIMKIN The failure in Ohio to have adequate voting capacity for the people who were registered and eligible... CAROL MOSELEY BRAUN There are a number of mentions … and examples of intimidation in southe... BRIAN CONLEY CHELLIE PINGREE JOHN STUART MILL RALPH WALDO EMERSON BOB BARR I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES People who want to vote against Tony Blair for a variety of reasons can and should vote Liberal Demo... BRIAN SEDGEMORE Maybe this time, if we get another vote, we'll be 10 to 15 votes ahead. I don't think this is imposs... ALDO NOTARI ALAN STERN BARACK OBAMA Don't forget to vote for Bill Clinton and Al Gore. Stay home if you're voting for Dole. ELEANOR MONDALE ZACHARY TAYLOR DEYTH BANGER CRAIG GROESCHEL With Singh not voting, the question arises as to whether it is our right to vote or our duty to vote... ARUNA KALITA FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER FRIEDRICH SCHILLER We vote - if the public votes 50 percent, we vote 70 percent. So we have a bigger impact with our nu... JAMES P. HOFFA It is all based on votes now. The more people we can get to vote for Will, the better. Honestly, fin... SARA ROBINSON GERMANY KENT GERMANY KENT JESSE VENTURA The more God is glorified the more man is energic and the more satan is weak. INDONESIA123 J.R.R. TOLKIEN J.R.R. TOLKIEN The National Popular Vote is about getting states to convert from the winner-take-all rule. The stat... TOM GOLISANO ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH TED NUGENT The right to vote is the foundation of our democracy, and an essential protection of that right is t... CAROLINE FREDRICKSON We are really appealing to people who are strongly against the war; that is a really strong issue fo... FORREST HILL
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Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the pro... 
Every citizen's vote should count in America, not just the votes of partisan insiders in the Ele... 
The average man votes below himself; he votes with half a mind or a hundredth part of one. A man oug... 
If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you ... 
The average man votes below himself; he votes with half a mind. A man ought to vote with the whole o... 
Be this as it may, they decided by vote which of the books out of the collection they had made, shou... 
George Wallace for some strange, unknown reason, he liked me. George Wallace came down to Florida, a... 
Elections aren't just about who votes but who doesn't vote. 
There is an election going on all the time... the Lord votes for you and Satan votes against you, an... 
May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... 
We get one Republican vote for every two Democratic votes, some polls have told us. 
The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people. 
Reparations, I believe, are talked about for political reasons, trying to cater for the purpose of g... 
There's a lot of concern about the dependability of touch-screen voting, for example. Vote by mail m... 
Science doesn't work by voting. Did people vote on the theory of relativity? No! It's either... 
Every citizen of this country should be guaranteed that their vote matters, that their vote is count... 
Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... 
To me, it's not necessarily about whom you vote for, it's more about the fact that you go ou... 
All voting is a sort of gaming, like checkers or back gammon, with a slight moral tinge to it, a pla... 
When it comes to voting rights, Democrats push voter protection while Republicans shout voter fraud ... 
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm 
How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine."
I don't define lust as anything evil or nasty. Lust as defined by me, is the feeling of desire: a de... 
I don't know if I have a favorite color. 
It's very special having a new little girl. 
I will not vote for - and no senator should vote for - anyone who will not render justice impartiall... 
Corporations serve an important purpose, but telling people how to vote isn't one of them. 
The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized communit... 
Those who stay away from the election think that one vote will do no good: 'Tis but one step more to... 
Organizations worried about the potential for e-voting problems have long-advocated for audit proced... 
Typically in science, individual scientists make up their minds about scientific fact or theory one ... 
I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. It should be repealed and I will vote for its repeal ... 
I have never yet exercised the privilege of voting, but had I been called upon at the last president... 
Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes! 
He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. 
Votes should be weighed not counted. 
Votes should be weighed, not counted 
Votes should be weighed not counted. 
Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... 
I think that when Americans go to vote, states should not list what party the candidates are affilia... 
It is no bad thing celebrating a simple life. 
Clay in the hands of a good potter suffers so many good turns, but in the end, we see its real and t... 
Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a q... 
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one. 
When you expect things to happen - strangely enough - they do happen. 
No problem can be solved until it is reduced to some simple form. The changing of a vague difficulty... 
I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own. 
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. 
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to... 
But Jesus, when you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When y... 