Of course, we haven't spoke to anybody at Island Records about this yet -- but you should go ahead and print this, because it'll just make them sweat.

First he threw out all of his records, trashed his heart and then he went to sleep.

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.

Fall Out Boy never pretended that we were anything but pop-rock.

What would rock and roll be without ambition, craziness, danger, and fun?

Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...