Oh, well, we deal in pounds and ounces, and our average carp from Lake Austin weighs about 20 pounds.

When you put someone who weighs 700 pounds on that narrow gurney, it can be awkward. Not only does this person not fit, there's a chance he or she could fall. Our job is to get that patient to where they need to be safely and in a dignified manner. Traditional ambulances can't do that.

We all found some big fish. I think you'll see the record [of 8 pounds, 9 ounces for the biggest bass caught in the Classic] broken in the first 10 minutes.

The average detainee has gained over 6 pounds since being there.

The average person's ear weighs what you are, not what you were.

I just like to catch fish, I don't care if it weighs half a pound or 10 pounds, ... But I can't do a lot of casting. I can work a jig or a worm. But not for long, especially if the big ones are biting. Those big bass will make it hurt after a while.