The average person's ear weighs what you are, not what you were.

A really busy person never knows how much he weighs

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

You can't run the economy on BMWs alone. If the average person is in a pickle, how do you have a healthy economy?

My exploits are nothing now to the average person.

Oh, well, we deal in pounds and ounces, and our average carp from Lake Austin weighs about 20 pounds.