ohmygod. did all hell just freeze over?

ohmygoodNESS!

Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs!

Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks!

But she loves me. Me. Just the way I am.

No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life."
"Why?" he asked, opening both his eyes.
"Because sometimes it's either laugh or cry. I prefer laugh. How about you?