Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs!

Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles!

ohmygod. did all hell just freeze over?

The cuter the boy, the mushier your brain.

It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

ohmygoodNESS!