Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.

Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!