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My first guitar was like a campfire guitar. And it was left at a house that my family had moved into...
JIMMY PAGE
Just give me a good role that allows me to hone my craft, and I am a pretty happy camper.
JIMMY SMITS
I think it's prima facie evidence for the existence of God because for me to grow up and actuall...
JIMMY WEBB
I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest ...
JIMMY BRESLIN
I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.
JIMMY PIERSALL
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the ...
JIMMY CARR
Unfortunately, after Sept. 11, there was an outburst in America of intense suffering and patriotism,...
JIMMY CARTER
Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president h...
JIMMY BRESLIN
I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell ...
JIMMY SWAGGART
A rat race is for rats. We're not rats. We're human beings. Reject the insidious pressures i...
JIMMY REID
Parliamentarian rules, the rules of the House, how you get bills referred, really the nuts and bolts...
JIMMY GOMEZ
For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now?.
JIMMY DEAN
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
JIMMY DEAN
There was promulgation of false propaganda by the administration about the existence of weapons of m...
JIMMY CARTER
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.
JIMMY CANNON
'Boogie Chillen',' by John Lee Hooker - that is a riff.
JIMMY PAGE
Isolation doesn't bother me at all. It gives me a sense of security.
JIMMY PAGE
When I was still in the Yardbirds, our producer, Mickie Most, would always try to get us to record a...
JIMMY PAGE
If you see a blatant error or misconception about yourself, you really want to set it straight.
JIMMY WALES
I don't want to tell President Obama how to make a speech. He's a much better speech maker t...
JIMMY CARTER
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
JIMMY JOHNSON
Never treat your audience as customers, always as partners.
JIMMY STEWART
We should live our lives as though Christ was coming this afternoon.
JIMMY CARTER
A strong nation, like a strong person, can afford to be gentle, firm, thoughtful, and restrained. It...
JIMMY CARTER
My vocation is more in composition really than anything else -- building up harmonies using the guit...
JIMMY PAGE
I may have faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
JIMMY HOFFA
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows wh...
JIMMY BRESLIN
Older and wiser voices can always help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.
JIMMY BUFFETT
Some people never find it, some only pretend, but I just want to live happily ever after every now a...
JIMMY BUFFETT
We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
JIMMY CARTER
Our decision about energy will test the character of the American people and the ability of the Pres...
JIMMY CARTER
According to Gandhi, the seven sins are wealth without works, pleasure without conscience, knowledge...
JIMMY CARTER
I thought a lot about our Nation and what I should do as President. And Sunday night before last, I ...
JIMMY CARTER
Well, as you know, there are many things in life that are not fair, that wealthy people can afford a...
JIMMY CARTER
All political power is primarily an illusion. Illusion. Mirrors and blue smoke, beautiful blue smoke...
JIMMY BRESLIN
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for news...
JIMMY BRESLIN
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
JIMMY DEAN
You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.
JIMMY CARTER
New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make y...
JIMMY CONNORS
But why should I read what somebody else thinks of my life when I know the real story?
JIMMY CONNORS
I hate to lose more than I love to win.
JIMMY CONNORS
People say I'm around because I have a lot of heart, but I know all the heart in the world couldn't ...
JIMMY CONNORS
Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, t...
JIMMY CONNORS
If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.
JIMMY BUFFETT
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
JIMMY DURANTE