On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week.

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.

There is no way, if I was running ABC, I would have kept me on the air.

I'm always looking to the next thing. There are always hurdles, whether it's the White House dinner or hosting charity events or that night's show: Until they're over, I worry, then I move right on to the next thing. It's hard for me to enjoy the moment. I'm just thinking about not failing.