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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

H. Allen Smith

H. Allen Smith

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We want him to know we'll give our life for him. We watched the game film of the UC Davis and Oregon games and saw the number of hits he received. We made sure that didn't happen against Washington State. Trent is one of those guys who can lead you to victory against any team as long as you give him time to work.
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