On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park

Nonsense ought to be treated as nonsense wherever it be found, and had this been done in the rational manner it ought to have been done, instead of intimating and mincing the matter as has been too much the case, the nonsense and false doctrine of th

Compare all this ribaldry, blasphemously called the Word of God, with the Almighty power that created the universe, and whose eternal wisdom directs and governs all its mighty movements, and we shall be at a loss to find a name sufficiently contempti

Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.

Even Noah got no salary for the first six months partly on account of the weather and partly because he was learning navigation.

And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.