On the other hand, you have different fingers

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it's a good idea to count your fingers.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.