One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

I'm in no rush. One day I'll find a nice guy.

I had one day with him, and he was asleep in the scene, but I told my entire family that I was in a scene with Michael Caine.

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, so. What did you think?