One group found a bunch of golf balls piled up in a group. Another group found a small (live) turtle and someone else found bones. They turned out to be bones from a hard-head catfish.

We have seen growth every year since our initial kick-off in 2003, ... Our goal is to see every golf club in Canada host an event and raise $1000 through our pledge program. This would translate into an annual contribution well over 1.6 million dollars, something that female golfers could be very proud of.

It was a perfect day for golf. The kids were just about at where I thought they would be score-wise.

Accidents happen at night. They come around the curve and flip it, and they wind up in my driveway or across the street.

In reality the first thing I said (when I saw the bill) was holy s--- I better call my parents for financial support. I don't get paid enough to be covering $60 a month for heating costs and my house is still cold as hell, I mean its like 50 degrees in here.

Pro golf is dull. It's a chorus line of blond towheads you can't even tell apart.