Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat

Frankie: Eww is that a bug?
Fan 1: No, I think it's a sharpie mark.
Frankie: It is a bug.
Fan 2: No, actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it by accident and it stayed on the picture.
Frankie: That's gross (circles bug and write eww on paper).

Hvis ingen anden Nytte var ved Thee og Café, var dog denne, at Drukkenskab, som tilforn gik saa meget i Svang, derved temmelig er kommen af Brug. Nu kand vore Hustruer og Døttre giøre 10 Visiter en Eftermiddag, og komme gandske ædrue tilbage.

When somebody wanted to run a transaction, basically we would tell them to go get a coffee and come back in 45 minutes.

We’re really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We’re like, ‘Yo, I’m only on half a f**k battery and I have a plane ride!