Our dog kind of got a little jumpy ... and the dogs went to kind of say hello and he swung his stick sort of at my dog.


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The guy can just roll the rock. The putt he made on 17 was something. The way he has it going right ...
CLAY OGDEN
Were it not for frustration and humiliation
I suppose the human race would get ideas above its ...
OGDEN NASH
(Handy) is just about the only player we can depend upon to individually create shots and make it.
BUD OGDEN
Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
Did you e...
OGDEN NASH
The camel has a single hump;/ The dromedary, two;/ Or else the other way around./ I'm never sure. Ar...
OGDEN NASH
It's during childhood that our patterns often are set. Overweight adolescents often become obese adu...
CYNTHIA OGDEN
Obviously there has to be some upper limit. I just don't know where it's going to be.
CYNTHIA OGDEN
I was surprised that we could see an upward trend in such a short time among overweight children and...
CYNTHIA OGDEN
It looks like it's leveling off. We'll need more data over the next few years to know for sure, but ...
CYNTHIA OGDEN
It looks like it's leveling off.
CYNTHIA OGDEN
I didn't know if we would be able to detect an increase and I was surprised that we did. It's a conc...
CYNTHIA OGDEN
It does look good for women. Obesity may be stabilizing.
CYNTHIA OGDEN
Basically, men are catching up to women.
CYNTHIA OGDEN
either you get eaten by a wolf today or else the shepherd saves you from the wolf so he can sell you...
OGDEN NASH
Which the Chicken and Which the Egg?

He drinks because she scolds, he thinks;
She th...
OGDEN NASH
There's definitely a growing gap between African-American culture and baseball. The doors Jackie Rob...
DAVID OGDEN
We are looking at possible future layoffs.
DAVID OGDEN
We allege that in carrying out that campaign, they pulled no punches, ... For decades, they repeated...
DAVID OGDEN
The resolution of these issues ensures that this evidence of one of the most tragic events in Americ...
DAVID OGDEN
Today's decision by the arbitration panel secures the original Zapruder film for the public and guar...
DAVID OGDEN
[An attorney for Ladner said yesterday that he could not comment on the statement.] I haven't seen i...
DAVID OGDEN
It's our belief that presidential papers belong to all the American people.
DAVID OGDEN
There have been discussions between a group of trustees and Dr. Ladner, which are designed, we under...
DAVID OGDEN
Home is heaven and orgies are vile/ But you need an orgy, once in a while.
OGDEN NASH
In the world of mules there are no rules.
OGDEN NASH
A man is quite dishonorable to sell himself, For anything other than quite a lot of pelf
OGDEN NASH
In the words of the poet, When Duty whispers low, Thou must, this erstwhile youth replies, I just ca...
OGDEN NASH
The guy can just roll the rock, period. The way he has it going right now - he's looking the way he ...
CLAY OGDEN
The guy can just roll the rock, period.
CLAY OGDEN
It was amazing. I grew up watching him play, and now to get to witness it first hand was incredible....
CLAY OGDEN
I would say some people change drivers one or two times a year.
CLAY OGDEN
I don't know what it is about the second round, but we just seem to step it up. The second round is ...
CLAY OGDEN
You've got to keep the gas on and keep it going.
CLAY OGDEN
I was kind of joking and I actually said that I hoped I play her. And here we go.
CLAY OGDEN
We don't want him acclimated to people. In order to survive they've got to keep hating people.
FRANK OGDEN