Our external experiences are what make us different. Our internal systems are what make us the same.


Rodney Lovell

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The more members of the clergy that are out there working to expand their congregations, the more pe...
RODNEY STARK
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Leading Christian theologians such as Augustine and Aquinas were not what today might be called '...
RODNEY STARK
It is important for me to personally visit Superfund sites to assess the progress being made.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN
What I've learned to do is arrest my addiction - arrest it myself, so I don't get arrested.
RODNEY KING
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God bea...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
You choose to be happy, and in life we have as many good days as bad days. I try to find and record ...
RODNEY ATKINS
I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard.
RODNEY ATKINS
I see robotic technology getting rid of the dangerous, the dirty, and the just plain boring jobs. So...
RODNEY BROOKS
My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Our nation has invested millions of dollars in building safe, humane and, I may say, air-conditioned...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN
Theology is in disrepute among most Western intellectuals. The word is taken to mean a passe form of...
RODNEY STARK
I can remember when President Nixon basically said, 'All troops have been withdrawn from the del...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN
I absolutely intend to return every penny given to me by my Democratic colleagues and Democratic lea...
RODNEY ALEXANDER
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, yo...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Life is just a bowl of pits.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of the cycle of birth,...
RODNEY YEE
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
RODNEY CARRINGTON
Two big questions that people ask me are: if we make these robots more and more human-like, will we ...
RODNEY BROOKS
It is now clear that the president violated both his oath of office and the oath he took to tell the...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN