Pain is funnier than love.

'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it.

I love Broadway shows.

I'd much rather try and fail than talk about trying.

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I'm so content with myself with how it's going that I'm like, 'I should do this more,' not realizing that the mouth is full. I'm just cramming pizza into my mouth.