Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.


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That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBY
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBY
A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
BILL COSBY
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
BILL COSBY
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has dev...
BILL COSBY
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a...
BILL COSBY
If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be app...
BILL COSBY
When in doubt, delete it.
PHILIP COSBY
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
ERIKA COSBY
They can be as angry as they want to. They ought to be ashamed. They're the ones that let a pedophil...
RITA COSBY
I was playing baseball but thinking about football. My heart wasn't in it.
QUAN COSBY
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno...
BILL MAHER
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri...
BILL MURRAY
President Obama is a utopian at heart. He wants to improve the lives of the downtrodden, which is a ...
BILL O'REILLY
Since the time of St. Jerome, it was mandatory for any kind of scholar or thinker to spend time out ...
BILL VIOLA
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSON