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Nothing gets easy. It is just that you understand how it is and how it works. Nothing its difficult ...
DE PHILOSOPHER DJ KYOS
Dont expect expected things by unexpectable persons,it will just hurt.
SHUBHAM CHAVAN
If you dont understand the MOTIVE, don't judge the means!
STEPHEN MAGNUS
Will Smith is fantastic.
JERRY WEINTRAUB
I dont think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS
What you don’t understand you cannot treasure
SUNDAY ADELAJA
I had to focus and create a character in Bagger Vance, not just do my 'Will Smith' thing and...
WILL SMITH
Never expect yourself to understand your parents, and never expect your parents to understand you. Y...
FLORANTE T. CORDOVIZ
dont break hearts, just bones
JERAMEE PLOOG
I dont understand why Floyd spent all this time trying to make a fight with Winky. I am the undisput...
ZAB JUDAH
Everything starts with Smith. He beats you with his arms and his legs. Stopping Smith will give us a...
VICTOR ABIAMIRI
The Will Smith that you see in movies is exactly the same as Will Smith in real life. Except for whe...
KURT FULLER
Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records - well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
EMINEM
Mom would talk about Eric Sevareid and Murrow and Howard K. Smith the way other parents talk about s...
JOHN DICKERSON
You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave a...
WILLIAM D. TAMMEUS
You dont have to live forever just live.
NATALIE BABBITT
people like to see will smith reacting to aliens
MEGAN BOYLE
And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS
Anything that you dont overcome will eventualy overtake you.
MICHAEL STRONG
My parents, Mary Agnes Smith and Rowland Smith, both had to work since their early teens, she in the...
MICHAEL SMITH
Secretly I knew I had been transformed, moved by the revelation that human beings create art, that t...
PATTI SMITH JUST KIDS
Dont wait for anything that will not wait for you.
SARVESH
Dont wait for anything that will not wait for you.
-SARVESH
I don't wanna be lonely I just wanna be alone
SILVERCHAIR
Any conversation with Smith turned up at least one bit of human behavior which could not be justifie...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ
Umpires are umpires, but he (Smith) was just incompetent.
RON POLK
When everythng is dark around you,dont you ever open the light cause you will get shocked just wait ...
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN
If it doesnt help, I damned sure dont know what will.
JACK MOORE
My favourite movie right now is probably 'Hitch', a Will Smith thing.
CHRIS MONEYMAKER
The big gamble in 'Focus' - it's a Will Smith movie that dares to be small.
RICHARD CORLISS
To understand your parents' love bear your own children
CHINESE PROVERBS
Steven Smith is just a superstar. He's the total package.
DANNY NEE
I dont wanna be a terrorist. I just wanna Blow shit Up!
ROZZU LOZ
To understand your parents' love you must raise children yourself.
CHINESE PROVERB
Parents have to understand: if your kid isn't you, don't blame the kid.
CHASTITY BONO
I feel like kids are the perfect psychic investigators of their parents, and kids understand their p...
MIKE MILLS
Will Smith said if I ever need some help, he was there for me.
TATYANA ALI
My favorite actors are Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio and Will Smith - guys like that.
LIAM HEMSWORTH
Will Smith's acting reaffirms my belief in the American perfection.
BENNET OMALU
We really, really focused on A.J. (Smith). Nick just ate us up.
DAVID MCGREAL
Anthony (Smith) played it the best he could. It just went in.
LARRY BLAIR
Ever feel like everything is just moving to fast,and you just dont know how to keep up
NADIRA AHMED
As We Say Life Is A Mystery,Then Dont Chase It,Just Live It.
KIM CHOWDHURY
I dont think he's as strong as McCline, ... I understand he comes to fight and throws a lot of punch...
CALVIN BROCK
We remain hopeful that Glock and other manufacturers will follow Smith & Wesson's lead,
BRUCE REED
Dont change urself to make someone yours.Be as u are that will deal with yourself.
SHUBHAM CHAVAN
Honestly, I want to do films. I want to make that move from actor to producer, like Will Smith.
MICHAEL B. JORDAN
I speak to my agent about great roles, and he's like, 'They are all going to Will Smith.'...
CUBA GOODING, JR.
I just dont know how...to think less. If you know how, then teach me...
AISHAH MADADIY
I dont think he's as strong as McCline, ... I understand he comes to fight and throws a lot of punch...
CALVIN BROCK
you really think im happy what just because i smile haha thats a joke is the devil good just because...
AMBER FAITH HUN
No! Someday you will understand. Just save it in a box.
WALTER WINCHELL
Love is a stranger and dont Live here,, and it dont even Visit
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG)
People think that they are untouchable, but you will probably find that there lives are built around...
GARY F EVANS...
I just want to say thanks very much Graeme Smith for that wonderful win.
GIDEON SAM
Who says 'Life never gives a second chance'. It's just that we dont make an effort.
REKHA MENON
listen close and dont be stoned i'll be here in the morning cause i'm just floating
NEAL HALSTEAD
Will Smith is the most successful money-making movie star on planet Earth, in terms of just how many...
PETER LANDESMAN
Will any of those men under you ever really understand all this? They're professional cynics, and it...
RAY BRADBURY
no one knows why we are put on this earth i dont think any of them are true i dont even know why we ...
DALLY SALAD
Hence, dear delusion, sweet enchantment hence! - Horace Smith and James Smith,
HORACE SMITH AND JAMES SMITH
Our parents understand the value of good attendance as a prerequisite to effective learning.
CHARLES ERDELJAC
She'd been fed anti-consumerist bullshit by her parents but didn't understand simple economics.
S.A. TAWKS
Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission.
CORMAC MCCARTHY
My whole life had split in two: Smith and not Smith. I liked the Smith parts of it so much better. SARRA MANNING Parents, they're strict on you when you're little, and you don't understand why. But as you get olde...
GRANT HILL
i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD
Come on, Rory! It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics!
-The Doctor (Matt Smith)
STEVEN MOFFAT
I dont know what was wrong with us. Either we were nervous or were just not that good.
ALEX HERNANDEZ
We knew before we left the house that we would be bringing them home with us. They understand that t...
JENNY COFFEY
There has to be a delineation between campaign activity and official activity, ... If I issue a pres...
DENNIS KENNEDY
I feel blessed to be chosen to endorse the game. I will certainly tell parents not to be afraid of o...
ANGEL LOCSIN
Different parents will have activities after the prom.
BILL DERRYBERRY
Parents ask that: 'Will my child just get better on their own?' And yes, they will get better on the...
DR. EDVIN MANNIKO
Parents can read it to them in advance so they will know what to expect.
DR. JAN WROBLESKI
That will probably make things a lot easier for parents who will no longer have to fill out forms.
DICK MOSS
We're hoping that parents when they find out this is available will start looking for child care pro...
LAURA WEISS
I'll get calls to make changes because a child's team made the playoffs. Parents will say, 'We would...
KATHY SUDEIKIS
I like the closeness. I think it will be helpful. I might have to get away from the parents a little...
MATT WARNER
In my job I see a lot of kids from single-parent households. I understand the struggles they have as...
JOYCE JOHNSON
You subtract Christianity from Huston Smith, and there is no Huston Smith left.
HUSTON SMITH
Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
 DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR
Hey, techer leave those kids alone!.....We dont need no education......we dont need no thought contr...
PINK FLOYD
La valeur d'un homme n'est pas dans la manière dont il tombe, mais dont il se relève !
JEPH LOEB
We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON
Being in the same scenes as Maggie Smith and Shirley MacLaine is something I will never forget.
MICHELLE DOCKERY
I got to make out with Will [Smith] for 14 hours. It was a lot of fun.'
GARCELLE BEAUVAIS
I dont have a plan B. Because that will only distract me from achieving my plan A. - Robin Sharmin
ROBIN SHARMIN
To be compared to Will Smith is probably one of the coolest things because that's who I came up ...
NICK CANNON
If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
ROBERT G. INGERSOLL
If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL
You dont got to be the best, you just got to want it more than the next mother fucker
CHRIS MACHADO
Dont confuse time with weakness, it could just be the plan of a world wide organization of master mi...
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER
Parents have to help teens understand that they're comparing themselves to an image that isn't real.
ALISON FIELD
Its much more easier to know just one thing about everything in this universe than to know everythin...
OJAS VISHWAKARMA
It's just a blessing from God. He's just really allowed this camp to blossom, and the kids just love...
HUBERT DAVIS
Life gives us lessons to learn and if we dont learn those lessons we will keep going round in circle...
GARY F EVANS...

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When you create art, the world has to wait.
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I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it.
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In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet.
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You can cry, ain't no shame in it.
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Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that.
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I want the world to be better because I was here.
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So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life.
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Life is lived on the edge.
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The first step is you have to say that you can.
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Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there.
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The things that have been most valuable to me I did not learn in school.
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Traditional education is based on facts and figures and passing tests - not on a comprehension of th...
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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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I had a hit single on the radio for 30 days before I graduated from high school.
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Girl when the nights cold I'm warm holding the fact That I got you holding my backWith my feelings s...
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Those that were not their durning my time of struggle, don't expect to be their durning my success. ...
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It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what else I could do bey...
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Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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You can cry, ain't no shame in it
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We wanted to start this right with someone to tell us what we were doing.
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I love urban riding. It's one of the coolest aspects of skiing.
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We were out for the relay records. We wanted them in all three.
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[James, 40, played a bumbling suitor in the film] Hitch ... The King of Queens.
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Having a corporate sponsor for their New Year's Eve party is a preliminary conversation. This is a v...
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There's no reason to have a plan B because it distracts from plan A.
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The keys to life are running and reading. When you're running, there's a little person that talks to...
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Girl when the nights cold I'm warm holding the fact
That I got you holding my back
With my ...
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It's not the amount of breaths you take, its moments that take your breath away.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
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I really feel like the sky is the limit. I'm a dreamer, and I dream in full vivid color HD.
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Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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I am the black sheep of my family. They are all super talented and intelligent and got proper jobs. ...
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I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown. He played lacrosse, basketball and ran t...
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When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
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One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And...
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I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th...
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Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th...
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My youngest brother and I went on a ten-day canoe trip in Bowron Provincial Park in British Columbia...
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I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
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When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
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Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
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Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
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We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
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I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
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I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
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I never met a man I didn't like.
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All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ...
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A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi...
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Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through t...
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Joy comes from using your potential.
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Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
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To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.
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But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
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The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with care, His mind at the bottom of busi...
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Overall, I think Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete in any particular sport. He dominated the ga...
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Never trust a duck.
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By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wante...
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Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
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As a bookish adolescent, I sopped up texts as if I were blotting paper and they were fluid.
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ...
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Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ...
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t...
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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
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It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
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The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the q...
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Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
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Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
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Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth somet...
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Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyon...
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Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat.
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Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of red...
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I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means o...
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In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
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Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
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The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
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I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
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No party is as bad as its leaders.
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Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
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If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
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It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
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Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an...
GEORGE WILL
I used to do prank calls as these people and try to convince certain hoteliers that I was someone el...
WILL TUDOR
All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS
The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron...
GEORGE WILL
America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS
We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL
It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS
There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS
Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS