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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
AGNES REPPLIER Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
WILL ROGERS This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive...
DAN FLAVIN The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, wh...
AARON ALLSTON People will always challenge you on an idea as long as it has not been concretized by somebody else.
CARLOS GHOSN You mean old books?"
"Stories written before space travel but about space travel."
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PHILIP K. DICK It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN As far as love is concerned, possession, power, fusion and disenchantment are the Four Horsemen of t...
ZYGMUNT BAUMAN I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms.
“Who you got?” I ask.
“You, drunk girl. Come on.�...
KRISTEN PROBY Horror as for me is the best choice, you can gain a lot of. I like to be afraid like to see this shi...
DEYTH BANGER I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will...
NEHA KOTHARI If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar...
GARY F EVANS... Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness to contemplate what is happen...
MARSHALL MCLUHAN I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is.
TED TURNER To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn o...
JENNY ECLAIR Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow...
JAMES GANDOLFINI Be funny, be daring, and be as creative as possible, ... Embarrassment is only in your minds; it's n...
DAVID BURNS Are you wearing space pants?" Miranda asked him.
"What?"
How did it end? oh, right. "Becau...
MICHELE JAFFE Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty da...
WOODY ALLEN Somewhere something is good for somebody as well as bad for someone else.
VIKRANT PARSAI Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.
REGINA GRIFFIN We're as interesting and funny as anyone else.
HARVEY PEKAR It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER As long as you're centering back to home base, and that's the strongest magnet in your life,...
CHARLIE EBERSOL If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something ...
PHOTO Einmal hat ihm einer im Schlaf die Schuhe ausgezogen, reingeschissen und wieder angezogen. Um diese ...
HEINZ STRUNK But I do not do these things because we are a family. I do them because they are common decencies. T...
JOHNATHAN SAFRAN FOER He awoke each morning with the desire to do right, to be a good and meaningful person, to be, as sim...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER Our love was the affliction for which only our love was the cure.
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER They do not desire anything more than everything they have known.
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER What is being awake if not interpreting our dreams, or dreaming if not interpreting our wake?
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) To understand somebody else as a human being, I think, is about as close to real forgiveness as one ...
DAVID SMALL As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to withstand the physical beating, I will keep ...
TRISH STRATUS There's no question it is a flamboyant scene, but that is also Berlin, ... And as long as there is n...
KLAUS WOWEREIT Love it and it will love back as long as it is a lover. Hate it and it will hate back as long as it ...
EPHDAN The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective...
JAMES PATTERSON Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.
MICHAEL KEATON For as long as and insofar as it cannot be, it is almost always a reproach to everything that can.
ANTONIO PORCHIA Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
FRED ALLEN As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
ANONYMOUS As far as the fouls go, we are not going to rely on anyone else to make the calls for us.
DAN QUINN I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE People see what they want to see
SUSAN BETH PFEFFER Timing is everything.
MOLLY SIMS Timing is everything.
TOMMY SHAW As long as your mind has the contemplation ‘the tiger is a violent animal’, it will remain viole...
DADA BHAGWAN With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i...
STEVEN STRAIT As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have it's fascination. When it is looked upon a...
OSCAR WILDE As long as war is regarded as wicked it will always have its fascinations. When it is looked upon as...
OSCAR WILDE As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as...
OSCAR WILDE As long as war is regarded as wicked it will always have its fascinations. When it is looked upon a...
OSCAR WILDE But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will travers...
THOMAS HADEN CHURCH I think the purpose of a piece of music is significant when it actually lives in somebody else. A co...
YO-YO MA And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS Pleasure that isn't paid for is as insipid as everything else that's free.
ANITA LOOS You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone el...
MATT GROENING I'm probably the least harsh on myself, and I try not to scrutinize everything about my body. As...
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN As long as war is looked upon as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked on a...
OSCAR WILDE We're kind of under the radar and that's fine with us. As long as we take care of our jobs and keep ...
KAMERION WIMBLEY Life is not all about sticking or stopping your thoughts to old memories but LIFE STARTS when you st...
NEHA KOTHARI Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone be...
EVAN DAVIS Money is not everything.
BEN OAK I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER When I design something, I think of it as a gift to somebody else.
EVA ZEISEL Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one.
NOW IS GOOD Infinite love is the only truth. Everything else is illusion.
DAVID ICKE I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what...
HARRY STYLES They bred dogs for everything else, even diving for fish, why didn’t they breed them to live longe...
PETER HELLER Eco-industries consume raw materials, but they try to recycle everything else and dispose as little ...
ERIK MONGE If we want everything to remain as it is, it will be necessary for everything to change.
GIUSEPPE TOMASI DI LAMPEDUSA As far as I can judge, not much good can be done without disturbing something or somebody.
EDWARD BLAKE I was a great help-side defender in college, but as far as really wanting to lock somebody up, that ...
DRAYMOND GREEN A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
BOBBY DARIN As far as military necessity will permit, religiously respect the constitutional rights of all.
GEORGE B. MCCLELLAN It was a great start to the season, they were solid all around. Beating both Rogers and Barrington i...
KYLE HOWARD Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watchin...
ROALD DAHL The Internet will continue to be valuable so long as it is the most efficient mechanism for transfer...
FRED EHRSAM As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER See the world for what it is.
BEAUTIFUL!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Under the greenwood tree,
Who loves to lie with me
And tune his merry note,
Unto the ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE There is something infantile in the presumption that somebody else has a responsibility to give your...
RICHARD DAWKINS It brings it back to oil. As long as energy is making new highs, Treasuries will rally.
GEORGE GONCALVES If you have a character that doesn't have anything wrong with him, there's nothing funny abo...
WILL ARNETT As climate change is happening, we know that the frequency of these disasters will increase as well ...
BARBARA HELFFERICH As far as I can see, it's not important that we have free will, just as long as we have the illu...
ALAN MOORE Timing is everything with relationships.
RASHIDA JONES Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
LARRY NIVEN This (demonstration) is great because nobody cares about what's happening (with the bill). It's a be...
JOSE CONTRERAS This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit."
-Ty Henderson
MADELEINE URBAN As far as I'm concerned, I want to do everything because life is short. So, when I did 'The ...
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WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
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WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
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WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
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WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
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WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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