Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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I never miss a good chance to shut up
JAMES PATTERSON Never miss a chance to shut up
WILL ROGERS Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
ROBERT NEWTON PECK Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
GORE VIDAL It's good to shut up sometimes.
MARCEL MARCEAU I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
GORE VIDAL Let them talk, otherwise they will never learn how to shut up.
HAIFA SANAD I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on ...
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD I don't want to miss out on the chance of having a good time.
VICTOR WEBSTER There has never been a Latina Miss America. So, who knows? Maybe I will have the chance to meet her ...
ERICKA DUNLAP It's good to shut up sometimes.
MARCEL MARCEAU Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day
ROBERT CASPAR LINTNER Guys will NEVER understand what it is like to be a girl and all the pain we have to deal with theref...
MEGAN WILSON Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS It's really unclear. There's a good chance we will never know where it came from.
MARC MAIFFRET The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I just lik...
DOROTHY STRATTEN Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
JOHN LENNON Never miss a party...good for the nerves--like celery.
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD If you shut up truth, and bury it underground, it will but grow.
EMILE ZOLA Adam's four points were the biggest difference maker in the meet. We typically get shut out by Roger...
KYLE HOWARD Hitting the fairways here is the most important thing, ... If you miss a green, you have a chance of...
RETIEF GOOSEN A tooth for a tooth, will make the world's inhabitants a people without teeth
SOTONYE ANGA In 1969, Pod Rogers came up with the idea of getting on the 'Glen Campbell Good Time Hour,' Russell ...
GLEN CAMPBELL A good lawyer knows how to shut up when he's won his case.
ALAN DERSHOWITZ When I started singing, I couldn't be shut up.
SHIRLEY BASSEY She remembered, as every sensible person does, that you should never never shut yourself up in a war...
C.S. LEWIS I deem myself as intellectual and analytical as much as I can but still never miss the chance to goo...
GENEREUX PHILIP You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.
DR. SEUSS In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I ...
DOROTHY STRATTEN The sensation of never feeling good enough or pretty enough will always be there. It's a constan...
SHIRLEY MANSON A lot of these kids will never even get a chance to go to a national game. And they deserve it becau...
JACKIE NELSON Perhaps one of the only positive pieces of advice that I was ever given was that supplied by an old ...
EDWARD VIII I think Lena Bettis will step up. I think our team has a good chance of winning Big Tens.
GAYLE HUNTER I miss parts of it. I don't miss the actual place. That's never as good as you remember it.
ASHLEY POSTON Till I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
JOE NAMATH You only get a certain amount of chances, especially when you have so many good forwards on this tea...
JAMIL WALKER A throw of the dice will never abolish chance.
STEPHANE MALLARME We figured they'd come out and try to run the option on us. We knew we had to shore up our assignmen...
JOSH WRIGHT So you did get it?” I asked, suddenly babbling. “I wasn’t sure. I mean, sometimes we don’t g...
ALYXANDRA HARVEY That really is my trademark. Day to day, week in, week out. If something happens and the crowd roars...
VIN SCULLY My doctor ordered me to shut up, which will make every American happy.
BILL CLINTON Never pass up a chance to do something nice, no matter how small.
BILL PURDIN You will be given a chance to change the world, be sure not to miss the opportunity because it could...
SHANE J VAN DER VELDE He did great. You never want your pitcher to go out and give up three runs in the very beginning, bu...
BOB MCCREARY God send a one person for you, never miss the chance , who make you queen and do-did everything for ...
ARSHDEEP SINGH SAMRALA There's a good chance this will come down to the shareholders.
DAVID HEUPEL Just shut up. Just shut up. I gotta figure a way out here.
BRIAN NICHOLS Never forget, Caelius, that a great man makes his luck. Luck is there for everyone to seize. Most of...
COLLEEN MCCULLOUGH I just never fantasized about Mr. Rogers, but I like his whole vibe.
CATHERINE KEENER People will tell you they miss you ,yet will never actually make an effort to see you.
ANDONI GARCIA If I don't shut up, they have a bullet to shut me up, ... I took them very seriously.
JAMIE MASADA Sometimes the course of our lives depends on what we do or don't do in a few seconds, a heartbeat, w...
AIDAN CHAMBERS For kids who miss the first breakfast, they have a chance to get it later in the morning, like whene...
DAVID MORTON War never takes a wicked man by chance, the good man always
SOPHOCLES I never pass up the chance to shop at vintage stores.
FEI FEI SUN If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY You're playing or you're not playing. If you're playing, so just shut up and play.
MARAT SAFIN I wish I could shut up, but I can't, and I won't.
DESMOND TUTU I shut up and keep my ears and eyes open.
KIERAN CULKIN It will be a good level for him. He'll have a chance to do well there. They have really good facilit...
MATT FOUTZ I don't miss it. And that's the good part.
WADE BOGGS Tonight wasn't a good one, but the door will be shut for the rest of the year.
DEVAN DUBNYK Shut up or I'll kill you.
MASASHI KISHIMOTO It was fun. It really was, ... People say to me, 'Why don't you give it up?' I don't want to miss ou...
JOE PATERNO It's definitely good to know that when I'm getting shut down we've got a team that can take up the s...
AMANDA RADOVICH He that's liberal
To all alike, may do a good by chance,
But never out of judgment.
FRANCIS BEAUMONT AND JOHN FLETCHER I still call it just to hear her voice, ... We will never see her beautiful smile again, never hear ...
JANET BAKER We had a chance to tie it at the end. But we didn't shut down anybody the whole game.
BILL SPECHT The way Southern Miss' program was set up, I had the best chance of making an immediate impact. I wa...
ROB HUDSON I think there's a good chance that Glenn will be OK.
RICKY PONTING There's a good chance that most of them will plead guilty.
MICHAEL JACKSON I think there's a good chance these statements will be suppressed.
MICHAEL DENNIS You never know what can happen. I feel like I have a pretty good chance, but you never know.
CARLY PATTERSON If I was just to shut up, I wouldn't be a true artist.
ASAP FERG My advice to all interviewers is: Shut up and listen. It's harder than it sounds.
ERROL MORRIS Never throw mud. You may miss your mark, but you will have dirty hands.
JOSEPH PARKER And I miss her. Those who didn't get a chance to meet her missed their chance to meet a one-of-a-kin...
CONRAD COLEMAN It was a good chance for us to play for people who would never have heard us otherwise.
DAISY BERKOWITZ I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like...
ELLEN DEGENERES "I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just lik...
ELLEN DEGENERES Closure means the door is "kinda shut"..we use it like a temporary swab to dab a bleeding wound that...
WILL LEAMON And there's a good chance that it will create close to 1,000 jobs for Anderson.
ART PATTERSON And I will never, ever respond to anybody - man, woman, vegetable, or mineral - who tells me to keep...
JANICE DICKINSON I'm looking forward to becoming a marvelous - excuse the word marvelous - character actress. lik...
MARILYN MONROE A great ballplayer is a player who will take a chance.
BRANCH RICKEY There's a tacit understanding among clubs that a good player shouldn't miss out on the big b...
TIM HOWARD I'd like to think we have a chance, and I stress a chance, to be pretty good. We've got some good pi...
ALEX CHERNEY Laugh, and the world will join in; cry and whine, and that same world will tell you to shut the hell...
MELISSA SZYMANSKI I had a good English teacher in high school. He caught me saying nothing and shut me up real fast.
LAUREN KRAUS They think we are propaganda for democracy. They want to shut us up. But they can't shut me up,
ALBERT CHENG There is still a chance for loan growth to slow further, but the Chinese government is slowly loosen...
HENRY CHAN How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS I'll never miss a chance to remind you of what a brat you were. A gloriously beautiful and very spoi...
ROBIN HOBB I've never seen Ryan miss one. It was a good take, he just missed the frame. I don't fault him.
JIM DAVIDSON You know, on the road, I never miss a meal. I eat five, six, seven times a day, depending on when I ...
WARREN CUCCURULLO I yell and scream when something good happens. I jog around on one leg, ... You watch them on TV and...
TORII HUNTER Adrian!" Something inside of me burst. "Will you shut the hell up for five seconds?
RICHELLE MEAD I will please shut the hell up the day you please drop the hell dead
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
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WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
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WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
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WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
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WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
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WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
WILL ROGERS There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los...
WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
WILL ROGERS In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in...
WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mor...
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