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People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect you to believe the lies.


Billy Joel

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BRANDON CHRISTOPHER I believe in people, especially suffering people.
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Say to Make something,
Make to Be something.
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ANDONI GARCIA when you believe in
yourself, other people will believe in
you, too.
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Before your time.
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JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN