Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, "Listen to me." Now it says, "Look at me."
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I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG I'm born and raised Long Island. Billy Joel, Paul Simon, Ben Gibbard - melody-driven guys... The...
JON BELLION Before the Beatles ever got big, we started out playing rock 'n' roll at The Cavern. I'm going back ...
PAUL MCCARTNEY There are some seminal things that happened in the '70s for me: Billy Joel and Jackson 5.
ISAAC HANSON He always calls me up and says, it's 'Billy The Kid. He's going to have to say it's 'Billy The Coach...
RICK PITINO I was listening to music long before rock 'n roll.
BILL WYMAN For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen...
DARIUS RUCKER I was listening to music long before rock 'n roll.
BILL WYMAN I usually listen to classic rock and roll.
CALEB LANDRY JONES The early Billy Joel stuff I fell in love with, like Glass Houses, is a real rock record.
GAVIN DEGRAW I listen to Billy Joel. He is fabulous. I saw him with Elton John when they toured together, it was ...
MARLEE MATLIN I listen to music before my competitions to get me pumped up. It helps me stay focused.
MICHAEL PHELPS I happen to be a guy who also plays the piano and sings, so people automatically associate me with B...
GAVIN DEGRAW Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's w...
ELVIS PRESLEY Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's what happ...
ELVIS PRESLEY Books about books is like it's gotta be rock 'n' roll music if you wanna dance with me.
JOHN ARNOLD Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listen...
ACTION BRONSON Life is like farting in front of someone and then trying to convince him, you didn't fart. It's hard...
ME Just look at what is spelled:
Hal Jordan
BrUce Wayne
Victor Stone
Clark KenT...
ME Realizing you have something in common with another person makes you more human than you were yester...
ME :) If a fangirl tells you she likes you, you better be happy. Her standards are very high.
ME It makes me extremely proud to make punk rock the biggest music in the world right now.
MIKE DIRNT Music videos, to me, are like an extension of a song.
KELSEA BALLERINI Rock and Roll: Music for the neck downwards.
KEITH RICHARDS When I write, I'm trying to put what I love into music. Everything through my life, the music that i...
ANDREW YORK It's like whatever now. But at first it was kind of annoying, but now it's not too bad. I put my hea...
JEFF JORDAN And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder inj...
DREW BREES It's exciting. It's a double dose of Billy Joel.
BARBARA BOCHNER Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll?
I said: You'd b...
CHER We are excited to present the talents of MCG on legendary Steinway instruments. From Chopin to Billy...
BILL ANDREWS Rock and roll music - the music of freedom frightens people and unleashes all manner of conservative...
SALMAN RUSHDIE Rock n' roll is very special to me. It's my lifeblood.
JOEY RAMONE When you sit down and think about what rock 'n' roll music really is, then you have to chang...
LITTLE RICHARD I didn't make music videos in order to make a movie. Music videos were the goal for me, so it wa...
ANTON CORBIJN Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how.
DR. SUESS The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star.
ELTON JOHN My nephews all look at me differently now. Before, they couldn't relate to me, and now I'm l...
RUTH BUZZI Rock'n'roll has to be destroyed and rebuilt in my name if it's ever gonna accomplish any...
GG ALLIN It's absurd for anybody to look around and hear the acts and artists who cite us as an inspirati...
PAUL STANLEY (The flute is) an instrument that doesn't lend itself very readily to rock music. It's a gentle and ...
IAN ANDERSON Whenever someone says something Billy doesn't agree with, he doesn't listen very long.
MICKEY MANTLE There's rock n' roll in hip-hop, there's rock n' roll in pop music, there's rock...
JOHN VARVATOS I love classic rock, rock and roll, that's the top notch. I love soul - bluesy music as well.
HALEY REINHART I always felt rock and roll was very, very wholesome music.
ARETHA FRANKLIN People called rock & roll 'African music.' They called it 'voodoo music.' They s...
LITTLE RICHARD In New York, my dad raised me to listen to everything like hip-hop, rock and country music. When I m...
POST MALONE No matter what, I will always hope for that day when I look around and can say, 'Oh yeah, I wrot...
ISAAC HANSON Sex and drugs and rock and roll.
IAN DURY I'm a rock and roll singer.
ADAM ANT I can't stress to you enough how much I can relate to teens being cyberbullied. Something that h...
ARIANA GRANDE Rock is not dead, but it is The Walking Dead, with a few groups still trying to survive in a zombie ...
MICHAEL P. NAUGHTON It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say?
JOSH DAVIS Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to kn...
DR. SEUSS America is tough for rock music. Rock n' roll used to be the main music for the youth, and it...
TAYLOR HAWKINS His style is sort of pop, like Billy Joel or Elton John.
CHRIS BRANDON Music as background to me becomes like a mosquito, an insect. In the studio we have big speakers, an...
DAVID LYNCH I've always felt rock and roll was very, very wholesome music.
ARETHA FRANKLIN I wanted to emulate music from America - young punks playing rock n' roll is what it was. I read...
JIMMY PAGE I just want to make things right. I don't know if Billy Joel knows, but as an entertainer, and the f...
ALICE ALYCE I don't want to see old people doing rap or rock and roll. It makes me cringe.
GRACE SLICK My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
KYLE DUNNIGAN I have never been accepted. I'll never make the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They're never go...
NANCY SINATRA As I discovered music, especially Rock 'n Roll, new territory was opened to me. I was lured by t...
TAYLOR HANSON Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano.
BEN FOLDS I said, look, do you think you could bring Gerry through, and they said yeah, absolutely, they thoug...
ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER I was only fond of the music up to a point. Rock and roll wasn't really my love.
DAN HICKS He'll stop down at Rutgers one more time before that day and he'll listen to (Florida) coach (Billy)...
DAN HURLEY Music is my life. I brush my teeth with rock and roll!
RICHIE SAMBORA Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me.
BILLY JOEL one day my best friend said to me 'Jess, you rock a lot of polka dots' and that was the deal breaker...
ZOOEY DESCHANEL Three-6 Mafia, we were always doing different kinds of things, and we like rock music, we like whate...
JUICY J My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo.
JOSH YOUNG I think the single thing that George brought was his interest in and introduction of Indian music in...
ALAN LIGHT When I was a young student, I only listened to foreign music, mainly rock music and hard rock. Then ...
DMITRY MEDVEDEV I started off doing rock 'n' roll, and then I went back, a couple of albums ago, into writing rock '...
JOHN CALE Music was in the air when I was growing up. My siblings Katy, Dave and Phil were musical; my dad wor...
SAM BARRY When I listen to music today, it is about 99 percent classical. I rarely even listen to folk music, ...
TOM GLAZER My mom passed away a day before high school started, and her dream was for me to be a full rock and ...
TRAVIS BARKER When I started out, I wanted to be Billy Joel. The plan was to be a singer-songwriter of that ilk, a...
JASON ROBERT BROWN Rock n' Roll came from the slaves singing gospel in the fields. Their lives were hell and they used ...
MEAT LOAF A lot of the music I listen to is indie rock. It's not on the radio.
LAURA BELL BUNDY I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes...
MANUEL PUIG I'm not so rock and roll. I'm more techno.
RAF SIMONS Rock and roll is here to stay.
NEIL YOUNG I listen to all those kinds of music, from classic soul to hip-hop to Brazilian music to, you know, ...
JOHN LEGEND I love rock-n-roll. I think it's an exciting art form. It's revolutionary. Still revolutionary and i...
NICK CAVE You're encouraged when you get older to get mellow, get reflective, get laid back. I don't understan...
STEVE WYNN Man, don't get me started on Pat Travers. That dude writes killer blues rock and roll riffs.
DIMEBAG DARRELL There's a hell of a lot of freedom in this rock and roll circus... it's where all the freaks...
BRIAN MOLKO That music and the lyrical aspects of Razorblade Romance is so personal to me that, now with me bein...
VILLE VALO If you really want to annoy me, ask me when I'm going to retire from rock n' roll.
BRUCE DICKINSON All of a sudden, someone threw me in front of this rock and roll band. And I decided then and there ...
JANIS JOPLIN The problem for me, still today, is that I write purely with one dramatic structure and that is the ...
PETE TOWNSHEND They came to me and asked me about the rumors. I said, 'Hey, look, they're a great team.' But if you...
MIKE SWEENEY Prince presented us at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
BERNIE WORRELL Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
AL JOURGENSEN I love rock-n-roll. I think it's an exciting art form. It's revolutionary. Still revolutiona...
NICK CAVE Let me get this straight," I said once I was settled securely on the rock. "I was struck by some kin...
AMANDA CARLSON During my career I did not stop to think what it meant to me, but now that I'm at home and watch vid...
GABRIEL BATISTUTA They look at music videos, news clips and movie trailers. They're not watching many complete shows y...
GIAN FULGONI
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Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts.
BILLY JOEL In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B...
BILLY JOEL I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
BILLY JOEL If I need a cause for celebrationOr a comfort I can use to ease my mindI rely on my imaginationAnd I...
BILLY JOEL [Does Joel feel a particular resonance with any of this year's other nominees? Sure, he says -- Paul...
BILLY JOEL Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should...
BILLY JOEL I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
BILLY JOEL I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
BILLY JOEL The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
BILLY JOEL I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
BILLY JOEL I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
BILLY JOEL Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
BILLY JOEL The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
BILLY JOEL A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
BILLY JOEL They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
BILLY JOEL I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something...
BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ...
BILLY JOEL Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv...
BILLY JOEL Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being...
BILLY JOEL I've crashed my car three times.
BILLY JOEL The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w...
BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili...
BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL Historically, musicians know what it is like to be outside the norm - walking the high wire without ...
BILLY JOEL If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin' older and missin' my you...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
BILLY JOEL It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call you...
BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL And the word spread of Billy the Kid.
BILLY JOEL We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn...
BILLY JOEL If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who ne...
BILLY JOEL We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s...
BILLY JOEL They say that these are not the best of timesBut they're the only times I've ever knownAnd I believe...
BILLY JOEL When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to...
BILLY JOEL We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one.
BILLY JOEL Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood.
BILLY JOEL I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do...
BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!
Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to...
BILLY JOEL I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary...
BILLY JOEL I have a theory that is the only original things we ever do are mistakes. The only thing that we can...
BILLY JOEL I was homeless when I was younger and I was suicidal when I was 21. Anything that has happened after...
BILLY JOEL Singles don't represent me. Albums do.
BILLY JOEL No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
BILLY JOEL I ride my own motorcycles, People are like, 'God, the guy is bad enough on cars!' Actually I have a ...
BILLY JOEL We came in spastic, like tameless horses. We left in plastic as numbered corpses.
BILLY JOEL You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al...
BILLY JOEL Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights.....
BILLY JOEL You've got your passion. You've got your pride.But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?Drea...
BILLY JOEL I don't know if people are going to remember some of these songs we're going to do tonight. Hell, I ...
BILLY JOEL Drank a lot of take home pay.
BILLY JOEL I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
BILLY JOEL It's not just the market fluctuation. It's also what's going on with these big companies. Everyone's...
BILLY JOEL I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV.
BILLY JOEL have a good reason to be scared.
BILLY JOEL Only the Good Die Young
BILLY JOEL Went off to school, and learned to serve the state.Followed the rules, and drank his vodka straight....
BILLY JOEL Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
BILLY JOEL Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life.
BILLY JOEL They all want your white body, and they await your reply.But, between you and me, and this Staten Is...
BILLY JOEL I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
BILLY JOEL She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me.
BILLY JOEL I know that everybody has a dreamEverybody has a dreamAnd this is my dream, my ownJust to be at home...
BILLY JOEL She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes.
BILLY JOEL You may never understandHow the Stranger is inspired,But he is not always evil,And he is not always ...
BILLY JOEL There are certain artists who have taken it upon themselves to save the world, and I find that gets ...
BILLY JOEL Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
BILLY JOEL You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They do this all the time ....
BILLY JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before.
BILLY JOEL When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I ...
BILLY JOEL Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it's ea...
BILLY JOEL I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand.
BILLY JOEL What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you.
BILLY JOEL I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ...
BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time.
BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers pa...
BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time.
BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good t...
BILLY JOEL I can't remember faces, don't remember names, but after awhile and a thousand miles it all becomes t...
BILLY JOEL Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.
BILLY JOEL As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
BILLY JOEL They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev...
BILLY JOEL I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a...
BILLY JOEL I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New Yo...
BILLY JOEL Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me.
BILLY JOEL If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought t...
BILLY JOEL People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect...
BILLY JOEL What if she figures out you're not very smart?
BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow a...
BILLY JOEL Honesty is such a lonely wordEveryone is so untrueHonest is hardly ever heardAnd mostly what I need ...
BILLY JOEL If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.
BILLY JOEL People who are looking for art in rock 'n' roll or pop are looking for something that either doesn't...
BILLY JOEL You Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be th...
BILLY JOEL You can speak your mindBut not on my time.
BILLY JOEL Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.
BILLY JOEL You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o...
BILLY JOEL The happiest times in my life were when my relationships were going well -- when I was in love with ...
BILLY JOEL I know I'm searching for somethingSomething so undefinedThat it can only be seenBy the eyes of the b...
BILLY JOEL If I'm gonna be losing it, I might as well be doing it right
BILLY JOEL She will promise you moreThan the Garden of EdenThen she'll carelessly cut youAnd laugh while you're...
BILLY JOEL I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals something new, and t...
BILLY JOEL If you want to know what life is like in the Soviet Union, go to your local department of motor vehi...
BILLY JOEL You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
BILLY JOEL If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
BILLY JOEL Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me.
BILLY JOEL We all have a face that we hide away forever,And we take them out and show ourselves when everyone h...
BILLY JOEL I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
BILLY JOEL Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then.
BILLY JOEL I believe that all important matters have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we k...
BILLY JOEL They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone.
BILLY JOEL You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird.
BILLY JOEL Part of me is afraid to let go of this other thing, which was so hugely successful. But on the other...
BILLY JOEL There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.
BILLY JOEL ...And you're the only one who knows.
BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me e...
BILLY JOEL You can get what you want or you can just get old.
BILLY JOEL Well we're waiting here in Allentown,
For the Pennsylvania we never found,
For the promise...
BILLY JOEL Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something...
BILLY JOEL I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ...
BILLY JOEL I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about ...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
BILLY JOEL I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking t...
BILLY JOEL Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.
BILLY JOEL When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the spe...
BILLY JOEL Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
BILLY JOEL Artists - musicians, painters, writers, poets - always seem to have had the most accurate perception...
BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can tr...
BILLY JOEL As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of o...
BILLY JOEL I definitely prefer being a lover than a fighter.
BILLY JOEL So before we end and then begin
We'll drink a toast to how it's been
A few more hours to b...
BILLY JOEL Well, he robbed his way from Utah to Oklahoma
And the law just could not seem to track him down<...
BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL I don't think what has happened to me is that different from what happens to most people. The only d...
BILLY JOEL the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME" If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
JOEL OSTEEN When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus...
JOEL OSTEEN You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
JOEL MCHALE God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped.
JOEL OSTEEN A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ...
JOEL SALATIN We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,...
JOEL OSTEEN Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d...
JOEL OSTEEN I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to...
JOEL OSTEEN If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement.
JOEL OSTEEN If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g...
JOEL KINNAMAN If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you.
JOEL OSTEEN I always try to put a seed of hope into people's hearts. I'm not there to teach them doctrin...
JOEL OSTEEN I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days.
JOEL KINNAMAN I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be...
JOEL EDGERTON I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you.
JOEL EDGERTON I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
JOEL MCHALE It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and...
JOEL MCHALE My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ...
JOEL MCHALE Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo...
JOEL MCHALE It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need...
JOEL MCHALE Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
JOEL MCHALE If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
JOEL MCHALE Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla...
JOEL MCHALE In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
JOEL MCHALE Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
JOEL MCHALE We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s...
JOEL COEN Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we...
JOEL FUHRMAN Combine anti-cancer foods to maximize protection against all cancers: A number of plant foods are as...
JOEL FUHRMAN Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha...
JOEL SALATIN Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN