People like me who grew up in a working-class town, who don't have a college education, you don't usually hear from us.

People of my age who went to college, go into college, you know what it cost back then? Nothing or next to nothing. At the most, you had to work at Dairy Queen during the summer and that would pay for your college education.

What you read at Columbia is Plato's Republic and Homer's Iliad. What you learn at Columbia is that reading isn't education. Education is figuring out the hard way that at a school like Columbia, what you read isn't nearly as important as what you wear, how you look, and how much you know about sucking up to professors who really couldn't give a shit about whether some nameless, faceless kid in the 23rd row will work or starve after graduation.

A college education isn't so ridiculously out of whack. It ain't cheap, but it's not as expensive as people think either.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

This gift will expand the health education and take our community and the outreach this college does to even greater heights.