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GERMANY KENT [Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]
Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Dou...
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GERMANY KENT 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.
JAMES C. DOBSON CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card.
HOBBES: From Susie Derkins!
CALVIN: ...
BILL WATTERSON Using assistive technology with your child prevents your child from missing out on content solely be...
SANDRA K. COOK How to be wealthy;Birth an idea & then take it to the market place & believe that the market place w...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) How to be perfect;Think nothing,say nothing & do nothing.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) How to be Great;The moment you realize & accept the ordinary fact that those doing great things toda...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) How to be great;Think of a gigantic & unheard of idea to birth & nurture & inside it lies your great...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to c...
BILL WATTERSON Quiero que [mi hijo] conozca el secreto de la felicidad, algo tan sencillo que da la impresión de q...
JAMES RHODES You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married."
"I...
SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY People live for eating,but
I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL It is better to be a pragmatist than a lunatic.
DEBASISH MRIDHA To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
TOM ROBBINS How to change the world:
• spread positivity
• bring people up instead of dragging the...
GERMANY KENT Do the days work. If it be to protect the rights of the weak, whoever objects, do it. If it be to he...
CALVIN COOLIDGE Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
BILL WATTERSON You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ...
SUFJAN STEVENS To be, or not to be, that is the question.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?
Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
BILL WATTERSON When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you.
CRAIG GROESCHEL It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER The happiest people are not always the richest, but they are always abundant with kindness and conte...
DEBASISH MRIDHA To serve the world, serve yourself first by becoming happy and the best person that you can be.
DEBASISH MRIDHA How wild it was, to let it be.
T. S. ELIOT I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n...
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung...
PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
CALVIN & HOBBES I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
BILL WATTERSON To be honest, there are no problems between me and Messi. People have their own opinions about who t...
CRISTIANO RONALDO Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's a...
BILL GRIFFITH I speak the truth. Not everyone who says they are ready to hear it really are.
MONIKA ZANDS The greatest win is walking away and choosing not to engage in drama and toxic energy at all.
LALAH DELIA If we could have the ability to change the past and right our wrongs would it make us learn from any...
GARY F EVANS... To be in a time of technological change and advancement is an awesome thought indeed as long as it i...
GARY F EVANS... The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS The game is meant to be fun.
JACK NICKLAUS How to be a Poet (to remind myself)
Make a place to sit down.
Sit down. Be quiet. <...
WENDELL BERRY To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
JEAN-LUC GODARD Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
SARA SHEPARD If you want to be happy or if you want to be miserable—either way is your choice. So choose to be ...
DEBASISH MRIDHA I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m...
AMBER SMITH I'm not a broken down car, that you can just push on down the street.. I'm a girl that's in love wit...
AUDRA BUKAUSKAS PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL
NATALIE URQUIETA You get a job when you have the right qualifications and work experience. Similarly, individuals sho...
MADDY MALHOTRA I want to be honest, and even if that's scary, I know it's worth it.
EMM GRYNER How to get it, I annoy you???
You are not interested???
What's the idea???
DEYTH BANGER To be rich simply means,to be able to meet people's need.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) when your heart touched mine,I knew then we were one.
THERESA M WILSON To be rich simply means to be beneficial to others.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) More than any woman I ever knew, she comforted.' -Mrs. Huxley about Emma
DEBORAH HEILIGMAN That's silly,' said Martha. 'Friends should always tell each other the truth.
JAMES MARSHALL Kindness is the essence of greatness and the fundamental characteristic of the noblest men and women...
JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN In this long eternal quest to be more like our Savior, may we try to be “perfect” men and women ...
JEFFREY R. HOLLAND And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You ju...
JOAN BAUER There is no tomorrow to remember if we don’t do something today, and to live most fully today, we ...
THOMAS S. MONSON Beauty—real everlasting beauty—lives not on our faces, but in our attitude and our actions. It l...
JUSTINA CHEN Remember to afford yourself
the same generosity
you give to others.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Be generous with your
time and energy. The harder
it is to give, the more
the other p...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Recognise how much
you have to give.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Although happiness is a state
of being, it usually still requires
some doing if it is to b...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Commit to being happy and
make the choices that will
support your commitment.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Be courageous in your
decision-making.
Stand by your choices
and never look back.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Don’t rely on the opinions of others.
Only you will know what is
right for you.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Unless you have the
courage to say ‘no’ to
the things you don’t want,
it’s ha...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Be honest with yourself.
You can’t be the best
you can be unless you know
who you r...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI It’s easy to be brave when
everything is going your way.
When the going gets tough,
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI To be happy, you need to do
the right thing for you,
even when it feels like the
hard...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Don’t take your happiness for
granted. Be proactive about
maintaining and sustaining it<...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI There is a big difference between
being self-ist and being selfish—
putting yourself fir...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI The only person who can
take responsibility for your
happiness is you.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Being the best you can be
takes courage. You need to own
your decisions and have the
...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI The most important
commitment you will ever make
is to being the best you can be.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Most people are fine with fine
and okay with okay.
If you want to be the best you
can...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Very few changes in life are
achieved without effort and a
commitment to making that effor...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI When you decide to be the best
you can be, don’t be surprised
if the circle of people yo...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Live your life with courageous
integrity. Do the right thing,
not the easy thing.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI If someone tries to undermine
your commitment, re-evaluate
your commitment to them.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Identify your driving motivation
and you will have all the
encouragement you need.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Give the people you love the
best of yourself, not the worst.
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Sometimes being happy will
require some difficult conversations.
Some of those conversatio...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI I think it must be so hard to start your career with everyone going on about how gorgeous you are. T...
LAURA CARMICHAEL It's hard to think of another body of work that is more universally beloved - I don't think ...
ANTHONY MARRA But, I've learned, as we all must, that adults are jerks too. At least some of them. And that's why ...
CLINTON KELLY Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win!
Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when y...
BILL WATTERSON Do not be afraid of failure, it is part of the learning process
SOTONYE ANGA i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL We all see the mills and all the stack lumber and it would be hard to think we would be in a bind, b...
ED MCMAHON The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do wit...
GERMANY KENT Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it...
BILL GRIFFITH Time determines the occurrence of possibilities and impossibilities, but God determines the time for...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH To be a baby elephant must be wonderful. Surrounded by a loving family 24 hours a day…. I think it...
DAPHNE SHELDRICK There’s no need to sharpen your pencils any more. Even the dull ones can make a mark.
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First, Comp...
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CALVIN TRILLIN I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
CALVIN TRILLIN I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.
CALVIN TRILLIN As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like ...
CALVIN TRILLIN I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious.
CALVIN TRILLIN I personally would not have plastic surgery. What the hell for? It looks ridiculous.
CALVIN KLEIN Traditionally, the sample is always better than the stock you deliver to the store.
CALVIN KLEIN I don't always want my opinion known. What little privacy I have left I'd like to maintain.
CALVIN KLEIN It seems there's always another rumor about my life; some people are simply talked about more th...
CALVIN KLEIN I'm more offended when someone's killed on television than when there's something that...
CALVIN KLEIN I don't think about my fame very much.
CALVIN KLEIN AIDS is an absolutely tragic disease. The argument about AIDS' being some kind of divine retribu...
CALVIN KLEIN I certainly feel that an adult woman has a right to determine what happens to her life and body.
CALVIN KLEIN Levi's can produce many more Western jeans than we can and make them at a better price.
CALVIN KLEIN I love women. I'm trying to do beautiful things with them. I'm not trying to insult them. My...
CALVIN KLEIN I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like gra...
CALVIN KLEIN I'm in a business where no one cares about anything except how well your last collection sold.
CALVIN KLEIN I've been strong and determined all my life about many things I've wanted.
CALVIN KLEIN I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and ...
CALVIN KLEIN I won't allow myself to have tremendous fear.
CALVIN KLEIN If you really love someone and care about him, you can survive many difficulties.
CALVIN KLEIN I don't dwell on success. Maybe that's one reason I'm successful.
CALVIN KLEIN You don't only worry about the people who hate or resent you; in a way, you're more worried ...
CALVIN KLEIN It's fun seeing my label on someone's behind - I like that.
CALVIN KLEIN Commercials capture your attention, that's all.
CALVIN KLEIN I have the reputation of being easygoing. But inside, I'm like nails. I will kill.
CALVIN KLEIN I'm crazy, and I don't pretend to be anything else.
CALVIN KLEIN The team doctor, the team trainers, they work for the team. And I love 'em, you know. They'r...
CALVIN JOHNSON It's simple to get a concussion, you know. I don't know how many I've had over my career...
CALVIN JOHNSON Concussions happen. If not on every play, then they happen like every other, every third play, you k...
CALVIN JOHNSON If I was to keep playing, I had to play in Detroit, and it just wasn't for me anymore.
CALVIN JOHNSON You know what's funny? There's times when you catch a ball and really didn't even see th...
CALVIN JOHNSON I'm just a worker.
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