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People who are looking for art in rock 'n' roll or pop are looking for something that either doesn't or shouldn't exist.


Billy Joel

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HELEN FISHER rock 'n' roll of comedy.
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JOHN GREEN We all use the future to escape the present.
JOHN GREEN People who seek answers are often not looking for truth.
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AL JOURGENSEN When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
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VANCE PACKARD I'm the Connie Francis of rock 'n' roll
ELTON JOHN CRCR ... goodbye to the rock 'n' roll era.
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Before your time.
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JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN