Ellen DeGeneres
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OLYMPIA DUKAKIS MICHAEL PHELPS It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres. KYAN DOUGLAS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY EMINEM ERIKA CHRISTENSEN MARIE OSMOND EMMA DONOGHUE HOLLY COMBS HOLLY MARIE COMBS It's a wonderful thing to have life and to look at all this creation and say thank you. I even s... AL JARREAU JONI MITCHELL My kids started school, so having a strong base in Melbourne has been a key priority. I'm not da... GEOFFREY RUSH When I go to a restaurant and they say, 'We're fully booked,' I say, 'It's Rober... ROBERTO CAVALLI It is weird. People will say, 'Oh my God, I love you.' And I'll say, 'Oh, that's... CHERYL HINES I'm a mammal at the end. I breathe out and breathe in and eat. At the end, when we go to sleep, ... ASHRAF BARHOM MARTHA STEWART DAVE GROHL Oh, I do a tremendous amount of rewriting. I just obsessively rewrite. Although sometimes there are ... ELIZABETH STROUT I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical. PAUL RUDD We live in a time where government is not a leadership thing, it's more a business that's ou... YAHOO SERIOUS BILL MURRAY JONATHAN KELLERMAN PAUL WALKER HOWARD SCHULTZ When people visit me at autograph conventions and signings, they always say, 'You just don't... BETSY PALMER I don't go out drinking and stuff like that. My friends say 'Just have one drink, JD.' I... JERMAIN DEFOE I pray every day. In the mornings and, before I go to bed. I think it's important to pray not ju... JERMAIN DEFOE Working on 'Austin and Ally' has been an absolute dream! We literally have fun every single ... LAURA MARANO ROBERT PATTINSON And when I go around and talk to schools, what I tell the kids are, first of all, you have to accept... VINCE FLYNN AMY SEDARIS I'm not really a fan of sleep, to be honest with you. I work out at 9:30 or 10 o'clock at ni... ROB KARDASHIAN The people at my label are always endorsing what I say. They say, 'You see the truth, so speak i... ESTELLE Old persons are sometimes as unwilling to die as tired-out children are to say good night and go to ... JOSEPH SHERIDAN LE FANU KATHY GRIFFIN I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX SACHIN TENDULKAR STEPHEN CHBOSKY I probably will go get a copy of that film and keep it, just so I can say I did it one time. Honestl... CHRIS WIDGER Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough ... REBECCA ROMIJN I'm a classical type of guy. Whatever's out at that point in time, I like it. I just put my ... CARMELO ANTHONY I think because people are passing - people that we are aware of are passing at - I don't say a ... SHEMAR MOORE I do this thing at every party: I go to a party, I stand around for, like, 45 minutes, and then I tu... IKE BARINHOLTZ GEORGE W. BUSH JENNIFER GRANHOLM You go on these Internet blogs and people say the meanest things. I'm a normal person. Just beca... HAYDEN PANETTIERE BINDI IRWIN I feel like I'm just doing a job. It's amazing to think that you affect other peoples' l... KIP PARDUE When I get up in the morning, I look forward to the games and I'm just buzzing. At the end of th... JERMAIN DEFOE ROB GRONKOWSKI JACKIE CHAN EVGENY MOROZOV JAMES LANKFORD TOM FRESTON Having thyroid cancer in 2009 really didn't change my life at all. I wish I could say that I had... CLARE BALDING I mean, comedy's hard. If you go back and look at the first season of 'Seinfeld,' it'... ZACHARY KNIGHTON I always say to anybody who's going over to America for the first time, 'Whatever you do, go... DANNY BOYLE Fashion is a vampiric thing; it's the Hoover on your brain. That's why I wear the hats, to k... ISABELLA BLOW LAURA PREPON People say you should go out at the top but I was enjoying my football so much. Robbie Fowler's ... IAN RUSH TRACEE ELLIS ROSS CRISTIANO RONALDO If anything, 'Friday Night Dinner' is quite mean. All these pranks that we play on each othe... SIMON BIRD BILL KURTIS ELLEN DEGENERES BRUCE NORDSTROM We all have our down days, but it's not hard to smile and say, 'Thank you.' YVETTE NICOLE BROWN What I try to get beyond is playing music at people and, instead, to play music with people because ... AL JARREAU I don't feel like I need to tell any lies. You get to an age where you get tired of hiding behin... BETTY WRIGHT TONY CARDENAS CHANNING TATUM CHRISTOPHER WALKEN There's danger in just shoveling out money to people who say, 'My life is a little harder th... CHARLIE MUNGER The Mormon issue is a real problem in the South; it's a real problem in other parts of the count... DAN BARTLETT I really have to say 'thank you' to our fans, because I think it's difficult for Europea... ALAN MAK LIL UZI VERT SARAH MCLACHLAN I say, 'If I'm able to go out there and achieve a dream, then anybody can do it.' NATALIE DU TOIT I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato... ISAIAH WASHINGTON MICHELLE WILLIAMS It's called 'I Wanna Thank You,' and I'm encouraging everybody out there to blog, Tw... Q-TIP MATT DILLON GUS VAN SANT STEPHEN COVEY RINGO STARR MIRANDA HART DAVID MORRISSEY TIA MOWRY TINA FEY
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Pretending is the grease of non-relationships. Pretending is how you and I get through the day witho... 
People say to me, 'You're so lucky. You get to see the world.' But I don't. I go to ... 
There are a whole bunch of roles where people say, 'Oh, you're playing yourself.' I gues... 
You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There'... 
Sometimes, I get so annoyed when other people brag. And sometimes, I know that I'm better than t... 
Women are so strong and knowledgeable. You know, instead of competing with each other, I would love ... 
I'm constantly saying, 'I read a fascinating article in 'The New Yorker'... ' I ... 
I think letting babies cry it out is barbaric. Why would parenting stop when it's dark outside? ... 
I think letting babies cry it out is barbaric. Why would parenting stop when it's dark outside? ... 
My parents told me I'd point to a bed of flowers and say 'Pink. Pretty,' before I knew a... 
I get up really early, and I go to bed really late. Sometimes I get tired, but it's not importan... 
It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w... 
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew... 
We tend to read each other's books in sizeable chunks as they are written. I don't know that... 
Me and my buddies are all like brothers. So it's okay for us to say 'I love you' or what... 
What I would say to young entrepreneurs is there's so many moments in your life where you have t... 
I always get carried away when I'm kissing. I just go nuts! Walking away after it is the strange... 
I think it's still kind of weird to memorize a line, because you're supposed to 'be'... 
Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of ... 
At the start of my career, when I used to toss and turn at night, I was fighting that feeling and wa... 
I was in my bed trying to figure out why sometimes you can wake up and go back to sleep and other ti... 
So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says &#... 
There's only so far you can go before you say enough is enough. 
Mom and Dad are truly my heroes. And I have to say, so is my little brother Robert. He's 11, and... 
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There's a lot of middle school behavior in Washington, D.C. I look at that and I say, 'I'... 
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I used to wear boxers and a tank top, but now I sleep in the nude. It's kind of weird, because I... 
I feel like our culture is so good at pulling other people down and being so judgmental, but there&#... 
There are people out there who hate me and who say I'm arrogant, vain, and whatever. That's ... 
You know, in the beginning when your first payroll comes up and you have to borrow money to meet the... 
We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ... 
When we go out to the university, the professors always say, 'Tell these students about your fiv... 
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It's really hard for men to tell other men 'I love you' without putting a 'man' ... 
There are people who are able to plan their career, their future, but I've never had any talent ... 
A whole bunch of 'ayes' and a whole bunch of 'yeahs.' That's it. That's all ... 
I think sometimes all you need is to hear someone else say the same thing that you're going thro... 
Grief is like a moving river, so that's what I mean by it's always changing. It's a stra... 
A lot of people say I've missed out on a lot because I started acting at such a young age. What&... 
Sometimes I wish I had never met you, because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there wa... 
My parents were just constantly affirming me in everything that I did. Late at night, I'd wake u... 
We've got the children so we have to deal with each other because we have to deal with children&... 
People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, '... 
It takes a long time to drag myself out of bed, and at night I'm buzzing. As a young man it was ... 
I found this deer toy that poops out candy. And so if I say, 'Cree, you have to go to bed right ... 
Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work ... 
I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we... 
So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying i...