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Related A lot of people were worried that challenges would go up under President Bush, but the highest numbe... MICHAEL GORMAN When President Bush needed someone to help with Katrina and tsunami relief, he called on Bill Clinto... MO ELLEITHEE Hillary Clinton needs to be truthful, and for Bill Clinton to suggest that she not be, when we all k... JEANINE PIRRO JAY LENO Nuclear arms is pretty scary because that could end the world. I'm more interested in that stuff... STEPHEN DORFF NIGEL HAMILTON [President Clinton] acts like a spoiled brat. He thinks he's got to have it his way or no way, TRENT LOTT I think an integral part of the public continuing to support Bill Clinton in this situation is that ... ANDY KOHUT ZACH WAMP Ten of those Republican incumbents, all of whom voted for the impeachment of President Clinton, are ... ROBERT TORRICELLI He gets credit in having turned Bill Clinton into a real believer on climate change. Bush has said h... CARL POPE RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN MICHAEL MOORE I think most people... would be glad to pay the same taxes they paid when Bill Clinton was president... HOWARD DEAN President Clinton is going to embrace President Obama, as he should. They are working together. They... BILL RICHARDSON ED SHEERAN LYDIA MILLET A Democratic Congress would help some of the Clinton agenda, but I would also stand opposed to some ... JOHN MURRAY We ought to go back to Bill Clinton's taxes because most people in America would gladly pay the taxe... HOWARD DEAN MONICA CROWLEY There is a deep consensus between Gore and Bush, ... When you look at the last 10 years, there's not... GEORGE FRIEDMAN There is a deep consensus between Gore and Bush. When you look at the last 10 years, there's not muc... GEORGE FRIEDMAN Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon ... CRAIG KILBORN OLIVER NORTH Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters. P. J. O'ROURKE I think it's wrong, whether it's President Clinton or President Bush, to take this extraordinary act... CHARLES RANGEL Al Gore has now decided that the most popular politician in America is Bill Clinton, and why shouldn... HENRY GRAFF CHARLES RUFF Clinton beat a Bush, then was replaced by a Bush who may be replaced by a Clinton. The whole thing h... LEE MIRINGOFF AL FRANKEN MADELEINE ALBRIGHT MONICA LEWINSKY President Clinton is enormously popular and obviously we are gratified to have the support of people... MATT BENNETT DAVID LETTERMAN When Bill Clinton was in town, he sent over a balanced budget. CHAKA FATTAH BILLY GRAHAM ROB PORTMAN When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out. KATE CLINTON The second step should be, as President Clinton announced, is really the resumption of the peace pro... ABDEL RAHMAN We pursued the wrong policies. George Bush is not on the ballot. Bill Clinton is not on the ballot. ... GLENN HUBBARD ANDREW YOUNG GENE SIMMONS Clearly Clinton made a gamble -- the gamble that you could go to war without calling it a war. That ... IVO DAALDER MARIO CUOMO Backstage I met Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey, all these people, even (former President) Bill Clinto... RUSTY ANDERSON MADELEINE ALBRIGHT As successful as Jay Leno is, Jay Leno hosting the Today' show wouldn't work. BRUCE DUMONT When I ask my Liberal friends why they loathe President Bush so deeply (not his policies or his poli... PAT SAJAK MARK SHIELDS JIMMIE JOHNSON SAUL WILLIAMS Since Obama has expressed admiration for the portrait of Abraham Lincoln that Doris Kearns Goodwin p... DOUGLAS WILDER BOB WOODWARD DEE DEE MYERS JOE LIEBERMAN PHIL GRAMM [But what about the continuing great economic news under Clinton? Lott offered kudos:] I agree that ... MITCH MCCONNELL I think back a little bit when President Bush was elected President and what kind of economy he inhe... WAYNE ALLARD He was just an extraordinarily able guy. You couldn't work with Bill Clinton and not see it. We were... MICHAEL DUKAKIS DAVID LETTERMAN DAN QUAYLE BOB WOODWARD President Bush had the highest approval ratings ever after Desert Storm. Then Clinton took a role le... BUD BRANNON ROBERT NOVAK One is that President Clinton, in his first two years of his term, did not govern as he had campaign... ED GILLESPIE President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and ge... CONAN O'BRIEN JOE LIEBERMAN GERALDINE FERRARO I've repeatedly said that Bill Clinton is neither a leader nor a statesman and I'll say it again, ..... JODY WILLIAMS BOB DOLE JAY LENO I think Gore does have to worry. He is tied to Bill Clinton. We know that there were telephone calls... BARBARA OLSON Humour: Is the mobile phone male or female?
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Explanation: mobile = o-bil-me = O! Bill Me... APURVA GAGLANI EVAN MCMULLIN [My friend Jann Wenner, the editor and publisher of Rolling Stone, the rock and roll bible, called m... JANN WENNER DAN QUAYLE DENNIS MILLER I believe that Clinton is the most wicked and vile President that this nation has ever had. RANDALL TERRY President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, an... CONAN O'BRIEN Bill Clinton was relentless, eloquent and truly charming. BETH BRODERICK DAVID CROSBY The language of America changed with the election of Bill Clinton, because with all due respect to m... FRANK LUNTZ No one heard of Bill Clinton before he declared he was going to run. LARRY HARRIS Like many Americans, I've always been intrigued by Bill Clinton. I obviously didn't always a... DICK CHENEY Do I trust Yasser Arafat? Of course not. Why should I? Why should anyone trust a politician, whether... IAN LUSTICK BILL MAHER MOLLY IVINS PETER T. KING The president has made it clear that he is 100 percent opposed to any type of cloning of human embry... JENNIFER MILLERWISE Biological determinism is a blight on science. It implies that the way things are is the way they mu... JOHN HORGAN It would be incredibly naive to say that it was Bill Clinton who brought partisanship to Washington. MARK MELLMAN This environment is tailor-made for John McCain. But if it's good news for McCain, it's even better ... DOUG SCHOEN JAY LENO DONALD TRUMP In 1996, Bill Clinton got 54 percent of the women's vote, BILL SCHNEIDER tarnish the Democratic Party in general, and President Clinton, and more pointedly, Vice President G... HAROLD ICKES As a Republican, I voted with President Clinton consistently in our efforts to bail out our European... GORDON SMITH Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go do... CRAIG KILBORN DAN RATHER GENNIFER FLOWERS
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Bill Clinton beat Bush's father, President George H.W. Bush, for the White House in 1992 by focu... 
It was a clear retreat by President Clinton from the comity and cooperation that the two men had, fr... 
It is now clear that the president violated both his oath of office and the oath he took to tell the... 
[Bill] Clinton was a pretty good president for a Republican. 
I met Bill Clinton; he's a very nice guy. Yeah, Bill Clinton's cool. 
As soon as a regular guy like Bill Clinton becomes the president, he wears a mantle of greatness. He... 
Bill Clinton wanted to survive. And Bill Clinton wanted to thrive, not just for himself, although th... 
Bill Clinton is not my commander-in-chief. 
Whatever your feelings may be about William Clinton the man, or William Clinton the political ally o... 
Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him. 
I know that he [Clinton] is determined and has the judgment and the ability to be a president that d... 
it is our belief in Africa that President Clinton is doing a good job. And I believe we should give ... 
Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, eve... 
Because President Clinton has been a friend for so many years, I feel like it is very difficult afte... 
When you tax capital gains income, you don't help the economy, you hurt the economy, which is wh... 
Without all of this, ... Jimmy Carter nor Bill Clinton might never have been elected president. 
I voted for President Bush, I voted for President Clinton, and, although I do want my vote back, I v... 
No one in the modern history of this country, no president, has done more to move toward a balanced ... 
As I have said, as President Clinton has said, he is prepared to have such a summit, but we have to ... 
As Bill Clinton said so eloquently at the convention, during Vietnam there was a chance to serve; th... 
I've met a handful of presidents, from Jimmy Carter to Bill Clinton to George Bush to Barack Oba... 
Jay Z and President Bush have a lot in common, that same brash confidence. 
Clinton said no president ever who served would talk like that, as if it is out of his hand, 
I worked for a lot of candidates, in tough campaigns that lost. Most of my candidates lost until Bil... 
George Bush seems to want to run against Bill Clinton, who's not on the ballot this year, ... They'r... 
The good news is that Congress has repealed the death tax, the bad news is the president says he's g... 
[Jay Leno said the Federal Emergency Management Agency head recently appeared at his doorstep and sa... 
Let me just be very clear that the Republican Party will select a nominee that will beat Bill Clinto... 
Clinton said no president ever who served would talk like that, as if it is out of his hand. Then I ... 
Yeah, yeah, yeah -- we know about the FBI but we want to see if the president was just not on the ba... 
I thought that Gov. Bush's attack on Al Gore, his character and credibility, was very unfair and not... 
going to be able to lobby (President Clinton) in a way that no other person could possibly lobby the... 
Oh, well, that's just Bill Clinton. 
In just two weeks, Bill Clinton will no longer be President of the United States. He'll just be anot... 
Donald Trump is defeating himself. He is ensuring that Hillary Clinton is elected. I think they woul... 
I am confident that the Republican Party will pick a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton. 
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this prob... 
I've met Bill Clinton, Obama a couple of times... I certainly didn't meet George Bush, and w... 
If Bill Clinton was Moses, he would have come down with the Ten Suggestions. 
Arkansas, the state Bill Clinton loves and that loves him back, is a place with just no pretension a... 
Ask Bill Clinton about Yasir Arafat. Clinton and Barak did everything they could in 2000 at Camp Dav... 
President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today,... 
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The reelection of Bill Clinton is as secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide. 
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