Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.

There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow

She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.

There's no formula.

If ever I expected to come face to face with an angry Christian fundamentalist, it wasn't in FAO Schwarz.