Programmers can be lazy.

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris

I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.

The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.

The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.